Is there anyone about who doesn't live under a bridge?
Tell us of your wild and exciting weekend. Did you go 'outside'? Why are you not 'outside' today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Aug 2013, 10:54, 37 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'll be going out soon.
Breakfast first and then cricket.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Good luck with that.
I'm psyching myself up to brave the supermarket in a bit.

Also, didn't the cricket finish last night?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:00, Reply)

There are more than two cricket teams in the world.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:06, Reply)

That seems somewhat excessive.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:09, Reply)

'Tis a local derby today
Gloucestershire v. Somerset.

Cider may get drunk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)

I didn't get out of bed until 6pm yesterday.
Might go 'outside' today. But only as far as some sort of shop that sells food. Other than that I have almost literally done fuck all apart from spend 6 hours getting home from London on Saturday.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Well, that's what bank holiday weekends are for.
That, and being dragged round Homebase/Ikea/DFS by the other half.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Having said that, I might go to the cricket later.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)

^ this guy gets it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Who are you going to watch?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)

See the reply ^ up there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:07, Reply)

I'm outside right now!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Liar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:06, Reply)

It's like some kind of witchcraft!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)

No it isn't.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Been out since 8:30, it is a beautiful day here in London and m and mini ale are making te most of it
You had a good weekend?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Put the ale down and go back and find your child.

/David Cameron lols
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Hectic one.
The Doris has had her godson down so it's been steam trains, boats and the gromit trail.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)

'Gromit trail' sounds a bit.... grubby.
Or maybe I've just been here too long.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I saw a few of them, I quite like them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:16, Reply)

We saw three the other night.
It's quite a good idea really, in terms of generating interest in a place. I think the first ones were the New York cows weren't they? About ten years ago or so? They've been a fairly global phenomenon ever since. In recent history we've had gorillas and donkeys. You still see them about, in private hands.

Where my parents live is a new town, like MK, and they have a lot of those concrete installations around the place. The most famous one is a bunch of concrete hippos in one of the parks, so their collection of decorated animals this year has been hippos.

Well, that was interesting, wasn't it?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Yes....
I think it was banana sheep first though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Lambananas!
Roota showed me those when we were in Liverpool.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Well, that's decided then. I'm not going outside if you're outside.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:09, Reply)

*puts bumming gloves away*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)

I though we agreed *that* was off the menu on bank holidays and Xmas?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:14, Reply)

NEVER!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I spent most of it in various boozers.
I'm not outside because this bank holiday is one of them 'except for viewers in Scotland' ones.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Well, did you enjoy your bank holiday at the beginning of the month?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:09, Reply)

In all honesty I get floating days and forgot it was happening until it was too late to book it off.
I'd have only wasted it anyway.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:20, Reply)

I've been outside painting all morning
then I'm off to work in a bit.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:10, Reply)

That sounds fun.
I'm getting paid for not going to work today, which seems to me like a perfectly acceptable system.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Community service?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:15, Reply)

I can see her as one of those people in Trafalgar Square
who paints portraits for a tenner.

Dunno why. *shrugs*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)

I don't know her, so now I will just picture that. Thanks.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Did "the big shop" on Saturday but didn't go outside other than that, apart from walking the dog. Today, however I've mowed the grass and weeded a border as I'm "working from home."
Might eat some lunch soon then a nap, I think. Might watch that Richard Pryor documentary that was on last night. Might work. Dunno.
Yawn.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Drank a bottle of Pope's Ninecastles last night
so have had a quiet one today. I went out for lunch, though, full English breakfast at a cafe. Then a walk in the park and now back home watching sitcoms.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)