Morning all
I remember back in the summer of 78/79 after watching Spider-Man Strikes Back at the local cinema we started our very own spider man club which roughly translates as about a dozen 8-9 year old filling their socks with extra socks and jumping of ever increasing higher objects it was great fun till until somebody broke an ankle
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:47, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

was that the one set in Hong Kong?
If so it had an amazing soundtrack IIRC
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:50, Reply)

I think thats the one I remember it had an actor in it called Pataki that used to make us laugh

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:52, Reply)

He played the bus conductor didn't he?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Haha
Only Tuesday and your already trying to steal Sportscows job
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Insourcing is shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I would love to see Monty as a bus conductor
*Storms upstairs, Glares at bunch of teenagers playing tinny music via mobile speaker* "That's FUCKING shit music" *Grabs mobile and repeatedly stamps on it...turns around runs downstairs to a bunch of pensioners* "No FUCKING coffee morning CHAT" *Grabs said pensioners by the collars and throws them off the bus whilst still in motion.....Casts baleful eye around the other passengers*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:03, Reply)

I feel this would be terribly near the truth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:05, Reply)

And woe betide anyone with dark skin sitting near the front of the bus

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)

The driver, you mean?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:10, Reply)

haha
V/good
*Face all purple veins pulsing* "Oi you get too the FUCKING BACK OF THE BUS", "Well who's gonna drive the bus if I did that?"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Rosa Parks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:20, Reply)

I get this

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:26, Reply)

oh hush
I'm polite and mild-mannered in real life as well you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)

+ janitor

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)

could be!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:48, Reply)

DINGDING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:58, Reply)

^Leslie Philips^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:05, Reply)

I bet you used to fling jizz at each other
whilst shouting "go web go"

you disgust me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:50, Reply)

At that age we were scared of kissy cat

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Bestiality at 8?
That's hot!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:58, Reply)

:o
Hey I'm not from Derby or Wales
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:59, Reply)

paedobeastiality

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:01, Reply)

'Best' of all the 'ialities'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Bloody Wops

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:09, Reply)

v. good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)