Evening all
A cosy place to spend the evening can be found here. There may even be beanbags.



Ok, no beanbags. I'm sorry.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:17, 183 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's a rather strange and intriguing post
I want to know what happens to you. And have fun.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:25, Reply)

Hello
Just sticking my head round the door. I've got stuff to do, but I may be around later.

Al - your surprise is perhaps that the train has been cancelled and you're taking a bus instead. I hope it's not that though.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:26, Reply)

I have things to be doing too
Hence I will most likely be on here avoiding them.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:27, Reply)

*hurls self onto beanbags*
*reads disclaimer about beanbags*
*eases self carefully off floor*

Hello PoD!
Bye Al (hope you have fun!)
( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:28, Reply)

Hello miss Clendrix
How are you this fine evening?

Tell me tales of last nights bash please?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:32, Reply)

I was really sad
you weren't there, al! I'd been looking forward to meeting you.
Wookie, Spakka, Madam M and Wanderlust were all there. It was a fairly well behaved evening - just sat around talking and drinking and laughing. I loved meeting WL and MM! They're both lovely!
( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:39, Reply)

*envies*
Ah, to be-able actually make it to bashes. Stupid trips to England that only ever last for like one day.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:42, Reply)

I'm not
:(

It indeed will be fab.
( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:48, Reply)

Evening A
*jealouses some more about august bash*

Meh, all your bashes.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:53, Reply)

I will be with The Loon
still suspecting that Al doesn't really exist.

Hello Ancrenne!
( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:55, Reply)

Al exists
I've kissed him.
( Cawl, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:22, Reply)

A good way to know who exists:
The Kaol tested kiss method. "If you can kiss them, they exist".

Somehow, this should seem more wrong that it seems to.

Good days you two?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:26, Reply)

Hi yawl.
I'm so happy I could spit.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:29, Reply)

Why?
Also, PoD, ancrenne certainly exists, by that logic.
Although I like to keep on checking.
( Cawl, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:29, Reply)

It is good to check
Although don't ever feel that you need to check whether or not I exist.

Evening happy bgb.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:32, Reply)

Al exists, he has a dashing goatee...
Like a musketeer.

Evenin' all! *doffs cap*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:36, Reply)

Hi
I'm on antibollox for a rather nasty cat scratch I obtained yesterday, so can't drink for a week now. Fuckingcatfromhell.

Off to find food, see you in a bit
*realises this is a bit random, but cake would be good :)*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:36, Reply)

Hi POD and Kaol
I can't wait to see if Kaol exists or not. *wink*

Hi ancrenne. I am soooo happy because I can put my trip to London on my business c/card, which means I can afford to get a new ipod nano 8gb as my old ipod is soooo old and knackered.

That is why BGB is a happy camper.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:36, Reply)

My day wasn't that varied.
And wasn't that fun either. I worked from half seven until four, didn't get a call saying my bike was ready, came home and burnt my mouth on pizza.

And still haven't started that proposal. It's just not been a very productive day, all in all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:37, Reply)

Plus the B3ta bash is very close.
And I am very very very very excited. *glees*
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:42, Reply)

What's this?
BGB coming to a London bash?

There's loads of us now... The high concentration of B3tans in London might tip the Earth off of its axis!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:46, Reply)

Aw fanks ancrenne.
I wuv u.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:48, Reply)

Was it?
I can think of no better reason, tbh!

*dances*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:51, Reply)

I haven't been to our fair metropolis in yonks.
I'm going to book the train and hotel this weekend.


OMG! We created a GIGANTIBASH. *prouds*
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:54, Reply)

Hi Ho everyone
Are we all having a good evening?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:58, Reply)

Not long to go now!
I'm bored. What shall I do?

EDIT: Ning BK!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:58, Reply)

Hey Lady A
I have lots of pasta with sausages and chili left.
I could chuck some at the screen and see if any gets through to you.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:01, Reply)

*sends stuffed peppers*
*followed by a ratatouille main*

*followed by a chocolate fudge cake*

Enjoy, madamoiselle!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:03, Reply)

Can I have a B3ta round of applause please.
I am giving up bread for 2 weeks and I'm on day 4 without falling off the wagon.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:05, Reply)

^Ovates
While standing! Well done you!!

I have just received a sample tartan for my kilt. It is lovely!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:07, Reply)

@DIT
For a moment I thought you said ovulates.

@Ancrenne - it's not making me happy but I am proud. Bread is my weakness along with sofa sex and midget gems.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:08, Reply)

@BGB
I agree.

I saw in the Millennium with sofa sex as I recall.
I rate it highly.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:13, Reply)

Erm...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:13, Reply)

What tartan are you getting DiT?
And what style of kilt outfit?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:15, Reply)

@DiT
I rather like that!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:15, Reply)

@DIT
I thought you were Danish, not Scottish.

Nice tartan though.

@ancrenne - silly moo, not if you were on top.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:16, Reply)

....
Is the kilt to be made from the tartan or the eyes?

EDIT: ancrenne, I like the concept of a sausage filter...
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:19, Reply)

I *am* Danish...
and this is the tartan designed for Denmark. It's rather nice!

PoD... The tartan is in the pic up there, and I'm going for the traditional works!

EDIT: Haha, the tartan!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:21, Reply)

Danish traditional dress?
I think I have seen danish traditional dress before, and been relatively amused by it. But then again, they probably laugh at me too.

Nice tartan. I went for a green and blue tartan though, as I prefer it to the red.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:22, Reply)

DiT
I'm presuming that your wedding will be another b3ta bash. And we are all invited. I'd be so happy if it was. I think it would probably be the bestest thing that has ever happened in my whole life. I'd never need to go out again if that's what you did. It would be so good I think I'd cry a little bit in pure unadulterated happiness.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:24, Reply)

Danish Tartan!
Kerazy! what ever next.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:26, Reply)

Hahaha
No, the traditional kilty stuff!

Maybe, MM. Maybe.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:27, Reply)

My German grandma used to dress me in traditional German costume when I was a child.
I looked like a short dark haired demented Heidi with big feet.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:30, Reply)

ancrenne
It's a dark day indeed.

I'll be on and off as I make dinner from now on.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:30, Reply)

I have to say...
I will be inviting selected B3tans. Not a popularity contest, but it's quite a small do!

I may sign off for a bit... Whaddya reckon?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:32, Reply)

I noticed the sausage filter
But am busy trying to collate all my friends photos from a recent wedding. It is slow work.

I think we all know what you're going to do DiT. That's right. We know.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:35, Reply)

Can you tell me?
I fear it will involve 'Elite Services' on the Discovery Channel...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:40, Reply)

Ok,
I don't know what that is, so I'm just going to say yes.

Either that, or it will involve the employable services of Kaol....
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:53, Reply)

Yays
for I have eaten and am my desire for tasty foodstuffs has been sated. I also have a box of cigarettes to cheer myself up for the fact that I cannot drink for a week - christ I sound like an alcoholic - and they are horrid and foul, so it looks like this quitting lark might actually work.

DiT, I'm liking the Tartan. Forgot to ask you, when you saw Batman, did you see the six anime films first? I'm curious as to whether they'll put them on as part of the film and make it a true bum numbing experience or release them on dvd instead.

*snogs everyone*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:05, Reply)

I'm watching Batman Begins
ahead of my trip to the cinema to see Dark Knight with Wookie next Tuesday. But I had to respond to this:

My German grandma used to dress me in traditional German costume when I was a child.
I looked like a short dark haired demented Heidi with big feet.
( Big-girl's-blouse After 23/8/2008 life will never be the same., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:30, Ignore)

and invoke Al's infamous rule of 'pictures, or it didn't happen'.
( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:08, Reply)

Fanks!
What are you intrigued by, ancrenne?

@Becks - They didn't show the anime as Chris Nolan didn't direct them (I don't think), and it was all about him...

I think it'll be a Doovd release...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:09, Reply)

Shake that fist A
I'm sure it'll speed up the cooking process.

Hi becky.

*waves*

So being a vet nurse and playing with animals would have it's downsides, or so it would appear.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:09, Reply)

@Clendrix
I shall scan the picture and post it if I can.

What is even funnier is that I have the same hairdo now as I had then.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:12, Reply)

Evenin' all
This new Batman film - I saw an advert for it tonight, and it said 'In cinemas, July 24th'. Today is the 23rd, according to the best chronological indicators I possess.

Soooo...

...how come you lot have all seem to have seen it already? I wondered when someone (DiT?) said they'd been to the premiere the other night, but that someone else (Becky?) had seen it the previous night.

Surely there can't be that many advance screenings?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:16, Reply)

Ah, I see.
Unfortunately, I'm referring to a TV programme, though an elite force of B3tans is quite a funny idea!

@K2k6 - I went to the Premiere, but there are also staff screenings at the cinemas which some of the other guys have been to. It's easy to see films early if you know the right people!

*already going to the next Harry Potter premiere*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:18, Reply)

Oh, I see
So it's a case of who you know, then.

Just wondered. I'm not a film watcher, as I've said often enough this week.

How is everyone this evening?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:20, Reply)

I'm ok k2
How art thou?

Annoyingly, my local cinema isn't getting batman until a week on friday for some unknown reason, which makes me very sad and annoyed. I'm considering driving down to see it elsewhere tomorrow.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:22, Reply)

Tick, VG!
How the hell are you?

EDIT: What bike you getting, PoD?

I may have to disappear for now, have a great evening all! :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:23, Reply)

Ahh I see
We put the anime on at mine because I'd downloaded it but had no CDs, so stuck it on a memory stick, my mate then burnt it onto dvd and we played it in the cinema. Was awesome :)

K2k6 mine was a staff screening as it was a Leicester Sq cinema and they always get the films first. I worked there a year ago and stayed in touch with some of the other minions so get to go to screenings sometimes.

Edit: PoD, god yes. At my last job I had to go to A&E after a bastardcat mauled my leg and it got infected and again after a nasty dog bite. Thankfully not permanently scarring. Also in that place if it was quiet you had to clean, despite it being a weekly job to clean things anyway. You'd literally clean things all day if no animals came in. At least at my new job there is an evening cleaner, so we clear up obvious messes, cages and do a weekly cleaning system, but we don't have to mop the floor every three hours and do other stupid jobs because they have nothing for you to do as there's always something to do there.

Not to say that where I work now is unclean - it's not in the slightest, but it's a lot smaller than where I used to work and there's less dogs which tend to make more mess.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:23, Reply)

Btw!
Does anyone live near the pub that were going to visit at the London bash. I need advice on hotels.

I want the hotel to be within staggering distance.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:24, Reply)

It's a Marlin somethingorother DiT
Bought the frame and bits off a friend, it's in the shop getting a few parts replaced. Hoped I might have got it back today and got to take it out tonight before I go to London at the weekend, but alas, no.

Sounds sore, becky. Sore like getting bitten and scratched.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:30, Reply)

Yup
but I've discovered the wonders of surgical spirit as a quick healing agent. Stings like buggery, but the healing time is halved.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:32, Reply)

Sounds like a good trick
I generally actually heal pretty quickly though, so I'm generally ok.

Many of my joints seem to hate me these days though.

edits - it's a Gary Fisher Marlin. Wonders of the internets.
edits 2 - upon more internetage, it's the 2006 model, v-brakes, and custom front forks, new cranks, new back gear sprockets, new seat I think, and getting a new bottom bracket just now.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:34, Reply)

bex
is it quite normal for vets to get bitten?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:35, Reply)

hello all
is everyone well this evening then?
( wanderlust, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:35, Reply)

I'm OK, thanks PoD
Except for a sore toe from yesterday's injury, and a dodgy knee, which strangely is fine when I'm putting weight on it but hurts when I go swimming!

@Becky - I assume you need to make sure all your jabs are up to date. Tetanus especially.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:36, Reply)

hello lovely
I've just had my dinner, done the washing up and am contemplating cold beer.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:36, Reply)

I heal better now than I used to
as my diet has improved massively, but I used to take aaaages to heal.

MM, yes and no. If they're smart and recognise that a pet will bite then they'll tell the owner to muzzle it immediately. They can refuse to see the animal if they consider it to be a danger to their staff or themselves.

Having said that a vet friend of mine was bitten when the dog was unconscious and he took the top of her thumb off. Not good for a new grad who's excellent at surgery, but it turned out ok.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:39, Reply)

cold beer
*jealouses*
Is it really pathetic that I'm thinking about going to bed in a minute?
( wanderlust, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:39, Reply)

becky
That's quite scary.

*harnesses rant about irresponsible dog ownership*

EDIT: Wanderlust, seeing as you were at work at 7:30 this morning, no.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:41, Reply)

That is quite scary, becks
I meant to drink my guiness earlier.

I forgot.

Rubbish.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:42, Reply)

'PoD
Surely that just means that you can drink it now instead...
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:44, Reply)

*snogs wanderlust*
Yeah, I had to get a tetanus booster last year as I couldn't remember when my last one was. Oddly enough on my starting healthcheck form it asked if I'd had a rabies shot. WTF? Rabies hasn't been in the UK for (googles) 100 years except for in bats.

We don't treat bats.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:44, Reply)

MM
feel free to rant, I'll join you in it, but cannot provide specific examples as I'd feel enough rage to go round there and stab them with pointy things.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:45, Reply)

I could go and get it
But I'm lying in bed now with my laptop, and can't be bothered. Therefore I might well just leave it until tomorrow night instead.

I might have some cider somewhere too...

*hopes*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:46, Reply)

100
Woo!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:46, Reply)

hola chicos
london bash sounds awesome, you'll all have fun! bgb there are loads of cheap hotels near victoria station. if i'd been going, you could have crashed here, but i'm on another hen do. although ibiza has now become cotswolds... still, we ARE having a cocktail lesson, a bouncy castle and a butler in the buff.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:47, Reply)

WHAT!!!!
So you mean the stupid amount of money I spent getting a rabies shot for the dog was all pointless?

EDIT: swipe, find out if the butler's name is Leon. If it is, run for the hills and don't look back.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:47, Reply)

@becky
I had to have a rabies shot last year. It made me hallucinate. It wasn't very nice :(

Edit: Hello miss A! I was here, but my bed is calling me, I think it misses me so I'm off to have a reunion with it and remind it how much I love and miss it!
( wanderlust, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:48, Reply)

@mm
that sounds like a story you need to share??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:50, Reply)

I suppose
that so long as a rabies shot doesn't make you froth at the mouth and fear water, then you'll be OK.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:51, Reply)

I broke myself a little bit.
But I still managed to get to work on time. (Just)

It is bed time for me now.

Good night you lovely people and hopfully I'll speak to y'all tomorrow!
Sweet dreams everyone.
( wanderlust, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:52, Reply)

swipe,
not really, it's just my flatmate has a bit of an exhibitionist streak, and frequently offers his naked butlering services.

But you don't want them. Really you don't.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:53, Reply)

MM
I'd only bother getting a rabies shot for a dog if I was taking it abroad. Unless you live somewhere where there are bats then it's pointless - speaking as a person, not a nurse here.

Wanderlust, can I ask why you had to get a rabies shot?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:53, Reply)

My boyfriend has just pointed out that I am retarded
we got the shot so that she could get a passport.

I now have visions of wanderlust running after us with a foaming mouth.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:56, Reply)

We have bats around here
No idea what type, but you see them flying about if you go out at dusk.

I fear one getting tangled in my hair. Or biting me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:56, Reply)

That's ok then
You know that in order to maintain that passport you have to follow the vacc dates to the letter as they'll revoke it in a second and make you blood test again and do the 6 month wait again. Not because they're fuckers, but because they have to. *Had to explain this to a veeeery irate lady about to go on holiday who missed her last set of vaccinations, so am a bit nuts on it at the moment*

Edit: PoD, Defra is your friend re. bats and rabies
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:00, Reply)

PoD
They're in London too. There's a little spinney I go to at night and they're always flying around.

*foamy snogs to ancrenne*

EDIT: bex, sorted on that one. I get sent nice letters telling me what my dog needs to be injected with.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:00, Reply)

@mm
photos??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:02, Reply)

Cool
I get fucked off when people ignore the letters we send them and then bitch at us because they have to start over with the vaccinations, hence incurring huge costs. WE REMIND YOU FUCKERS, WE CAN'T FORCE YOU TO TODDLE DOWN HERE THOUGH. /rant.

I LOVE dog owners like you MM, will you come to my practice and help educate stupid owners with me please.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:03, Reply)

Which countries
do you need rabies jabs for then?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:04, Reply)

swipe.
Here

This is him being "artistc"

EDIT: I can try becky. I get kudos cause I taught my dog bite inhibition when she was tiddly.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:04, Reply)

That picture worried me
And is still worrying me. Why did I click it?

Did you get much gardening done today ancrenne?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:10, Reply)

k2k6
I wasn't entirely sure, so had to google...
Over 27,000 cases of rabies are reported in animals every year, and in 1993 over 31,000 cases were reported in humans. It has been estimated that as many as 25,000 human deaths due to rabies may occur annually in India alone. Dogs are the main vector for human rabies.


Australasia and other countries which have enforced strict quarantine restrictions on animal movements. Within Europe these restrictions on movement are being gradually removed. Dogs which originate from licensed premises in Europe and which have been vaccinated with rabies vaccine, and identified by a microchip implant, are now being allowed to pass into the UK without the need for a period in quarantine.

In most countries Rabies is a notifiable disease and suspect animals must be kept in isolation and barrier nursed.

From www.provet.co.uk/health/diseases/rabies.htm

Edit: good job MM, we're trying to teach a guy at puppy school that it's not cool to tease his bug and then complain when he bites him. Twat.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:11, Reply)

ancrenne
basically if you train them so that if you put your hand in their mouth, they won't bite down on you. You inhibit the bite reflex. She jut shakes her head from side to side with her mouth open to try and get you off her.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:13, Reply)

@mm
wow. does he know he has a boner??

*falls off sofa at shittiness of own wit*

bex - any news on course stuff?? (not coarse stuff)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:13, Reply)

MM
does she do it for everyone, or just people she knows?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:15, Reply)

swipe, you wit!
The one on the right hangs above my TV to remind us all of the passage of time. He came from a Victorian mental hospital (the skeleton, not the flatmate)
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:16, Reply)

Rabies
sounds like something I don't really want to catch, after reading that. Not that I was entirely keen on it beforehand, mind you.

*makes note to avoid Indian dogs*

MM - What an odd flatmate you have.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:16, Reply)

bex
everyone. Even the little children who think it's a good idea to force their hands into her face.

EDIT: K2k6- he's probably one of the more normal of my friends. Someone else wanted the photo, and he's the only one who's happy to strip off.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:17, Reply)

That's so cool :)
I can't wait to meet her
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:20, Reply)

I'm really looking forward
to Friday.

MWAHAHA!
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:23, Reply)

Indeed
For I was thinking about it earlier and Friday gives me a perfect opportunity to do some stuff tomorrow when I get in from work and then complete the plan on Friday. I'm working Saturday, but shall be making the finishing touches to the plan over the weekend to submit for your approval.

Edit: *rubs hands together*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:25, Reply)

*strokes ancrennes cat*
*wonders at beckys eeeeeeeeeeeeevil plan*


MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:27, Reply)

@MM
He doesn't wander round the flat like that does he? Could give you a fright first thing in the morning when you're having your breakfast!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:29, Reply)

K2k6
He does wander around in old boxers with his bollocks hanging out. But seeing as he rarely gets out of bed before 2pm my breakfast is generally undisturbed.

Apparently him getting his kit off in public "empowers women".
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:32, Reply)

Hello!
There are many penises on the telly.

I have had some wine!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:33, Reply)

@DiT
What on earth are you watching?

And I put details of my bike somewhere up there ^ soon after you asked.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:34, Reply)

ancrenne
I know. It's not something I like seeing. He comperes a comedy night and keeps stripping off and gives that as his reason for doing so.


PUT IT AWAY!

Sings DiTty
How's trix?

EDIT: Devil, are you sure you just haven't got your own penis out and have booze vision?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:35, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, MM
I've nothing against nudity in general. In fact I rather like going around in the buff. But walking around one's flat exposing one's bollocks to one's female flatmates is a bit off! At least your breakfast isn't spoiled :)

I think I'll be off to bed. I've had a busy and boring night sorting out the remaining details for my tax return.

Night all.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:37, Reply)

Hehehe
Nope! It's a programme called 'Penis Envy'.

It is good wine because it is free.

Tricks are well, MM! Yourself?

Sounds good, PoD. Is it mountain or road?

EDIT: Ancrenne: Nah, it's Virgin 1.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:39, Reply)

K2k6
I agree. One of the first things he said when he moved into this house (owned by boyfriend) was "well, I guess you're on my list of people I can't fuck now"

EDIT: All good DiT. I have cold beer and b3ta.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:39, Reply)

It's mountain
Just google image search gary fisher marlin 2006, and that's the basic one.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:40, Reply)

Wow
can the guy be any more of a charmer?

Night K2k6, hope you got all your tax stuff sorted ok.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:49, Reply)

Looks very nice!
After much resistance, I have started watching 'The Mighty Boosh'. I like the moon.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:50, Reply)

bex
I know. I was really touched.

DiT Don't do it! Your brain will melt out of your nose.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:51, Reply)

It kind of is.
I don't get a lot of it, Noel Fielding just can't act and it's just not my type of thing.

But I do like the Moon.

Meh, I think I'll go back to Blackadder.

EDIT: Night, ancrenne! May you have luvverly dreams!

I may toddle off in a bit too. Nighty night all! :) x
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:53, Reply)

nooooooooooo!
Don't go ancrenne!

Stay here for EVER and ever and ever

DiT- Noel Fielding is so stupid he's almost challenged.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:54, Reply)

actually ancrenne
maybe if you're selling pants then convincing them of your own good hygiene would be good.

You may leave (for now)

*snogs*
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:56, Reply)

You say that like you've met him...
And if you have, I pity you.

Right, I'm defo off to finish my book.

*hugs and snogs all round*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:58, Reply)

DiT
Don't leave!

Books are for pansies. Everyone knows that.

And yes I have.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:00, Reply)

Ahem
He's actually one of our clients. Haven't met him, but everyone who has said he's very lovely and not a twat. I reserve judgement til I meet him. Boosh isn't really my cup of tea though.

Night lovely Ancrenne *snogs*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:01, Reply)

I have to!
I'm so sleepy after last night it's unbelievable!

And I lIke books. :)

Defo turning off now. Night night, don't let the bed bigs bite!

*dreams of lovely b3ta*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:02, Reply)

Evening all
how is everything?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:03, Reply)

becky
He's very sweet. Just incredibly thick is all.

EDIT: Evening zap zap zapiola
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:03, Reply)

Right Wookie!
I've finally managed to watch Batman Begins so I'm ready for the next bit. Yay!
Wookie?
Oh wait, Wookie's on the 2-4-1 beers tonight, so he's either in the pub or in the gutter.
( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:03, Reply)

YAY!!!!!
Clendrix!

ancrenne and Devil have just left, so you and Zapiola fit the gap quite nicely.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:04, Reply)

Yes!
I am polyfiller!

*feels sense of inexhaustible loss*
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:06, Reply)

Yays for Clendrix and Mr Z
seeing as Ancrenne and DiT have wussed out on us :)

How the devil are you both?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:06, Reply)

Squeezes next to Zap
Oh, this is nice.

I'm very well - enjoyed the film and very ready for the next bit.

How are y'all?
( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:07, Reply)

Zapiola
Which of the two genders are you? I still don't know...
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:08, Reply)

What an incredibly
Normal question MM.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:09, Reply)

PoD
Normality is my game. Unfortunately so is saying the first thing that comes into my head at any given moment.

*realises has made self look odd*

*excuses this with beer*
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:11, Reply)

MM
Why do you assume that I could be one of only two genders? I may be transgender, *rushes to toilet to check*.. nope you're right. I have a gender!

But can you guess which?

Things are OK, my grandfather died on monday so been a bit preoccupied with that.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:11, Reply)

Zapiola
Sorry love/mate. It's always a hard thing to come to terms with.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:14, Reply)

Oh I'm sorry Mr Z
not going to ask if you were close as that question always sounds so trite and shit. Are you ok?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:15, Reply)

Thank you
It was probably for the best to be honest... he was 92 and had been in a lot of pain for a few years.

I'm doing ok.

I feel I should answer Madame Marlborough's question... I am...











*wait for it*
















a boy with a winkie.

Woo.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:17, Reply)

Hooray for winkies
At 92, at least he had a good shot at it though. It's a lot easier if you know they've had a good life.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:19, Reply)

Hurray for winkies indeed.
But a bigger hurray for grandads - I had two lovely ones.
Sorry you're going through this, Zap.
( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:21, Reply)

MM
Winkies are good. Although they can also cause problems.

Yeah he did have a good run, if I make it to that age it'll be a miracle.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:21, Reply)

I often wish I had a winkie
they look like so much fun to own.

It might seem callous, but my other half's mum has been quadraplegic and unable to speak for 8 years after a brain hemorrhage. Sometimes death is a good thing.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:24, Reply)

Agrees
I lost all my grandparents by the time I was 16 and feel like I missed out a bit on the whole wisdom through age thing that some of my parents have, but glad I missed most of the old age pains and stuff that goes with it.

Edit: After seeing the relief lifted through euthanasia of animals of owners we often have discussions on why it's not legal for humans.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:27, Reply)

MM
Winkies are fun... although they can cause embarrassment too. Such as when they decide to stand up on the bus or in class etc. They have a mind of their own sometimes. But then I prefer jubblies. They are so much more fun than winkies.

Yeah he spent the last 2 years talking mostly in welsh and getting dates confused. Plus he had a lot of other health problems.

My gran though... 91 and she still kicks arse. The woman can drink more gin than I can.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:28, Reply)

Anhoo
sorry loves, I must offski. Have a good night all, and hugs to Zap x

EDIT: Maybe we can swap one day zap. Although mine are rather small and it may not be a fair exchange.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:29, Reply)

MM
g'night.

And thanks for the presumption that I'd be getting short changed and you'd be getting a good deal.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:31, Reply)

Night MM
My nan (the only one I remember) had alzheimers and dementia by the time she left so couldn't recognise her daughter half the time. Bearing in mind she lived with us for about 2 years it was kinda upsetting for my mum.

*hugs*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:32, Reply)

Yeah
I know what you mean. He lived with us for a year and a half and kept on thinking I was his dad...

Euthanasia should be legal. Its crazy that dogs can be relieved from pain but humans can't.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:33, Reply)

I better head too
Bed has been calling for the last few hours. I feel I should listen to it as I have to work tomorrow and HOPEFULLY PICK UP MY BIKE!!!

How you're ok Zap. Hope all have a fun night.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:34, Reply)

My bed is calling too I'm afraid
as I almost didn't get up this morning and have been tired all day.

Hope you get your bike tomorrow PoD

Take care of yourself Mr Z and I'm here (well evenings only at the moment) if you want to gaz me
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:38, Reply)

G'Night all
sleep well
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:39, Reply)

Ah bed...
yes, what a good idea. I might head there myself, to sleep, perchance heavily.

G'night my lovelies!

Zap - *hugs bigly*
( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:41, Reply)

I win again!
The Dark Knight - Eight out of ten.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:35, Reply)

Chat now
here
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:01, Reply)