I microwaved a pair of boxers once
out of the washing machine, to desperately try and dry them. It didn't work.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 15:56, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You should have put your I-phone on charge at the same time

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 15:57, Reply)

...why?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 15:59, Reply)

to get to the other side

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Look up I-phone microwave charger hoax

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:04, Reply)

At least you did it after they were washed.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Were the puppies or fully gronw?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:00, Reply)

very good sir.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:01, Reply)

What am I talking about? If you were to do that, it would be....
You on a white stallion riding up to the gates of a castle, yelling so loudly that they lower the moat door, then charging through the long-hall on top of the carefully laid out table. Then climbing the heighest tower to the very top where a fair maden was being carefully guarded by these two 'boxers', who are actually the hounds of hell. And with a roaring fireplace, you would pick up these hounds by the scruff of their neck and throw them into the washing machine with such might that the door locked behind them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:03, Reply)

oh, well played sir.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Yeah microwaving clothes not a good idea.
My socks must have a bit of nylon in them, they cracked popped and began to melt.
A sort of blue lightning ran over them too.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:01, Reply)