Marriage.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:42, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

you only tried it for 2 years!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:44, Reply)

More than long enough than, you very much.
Never again.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Not even if you got a £100k wedding thrown in?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:51, Reply)

50k a year, I wonder what the divorce settlement will be

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:53, Reply)

I've been working on the financial paperwork today. She can't account for £57k in cash she received from me in 2012

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:01, Reply)

She will have spent it on gigalo's
I know I certainly made 10k out of it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:03, Reply)

Gaz me a receipt yeah?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:05, Reply)

No probs
I have drawn an outline of my cock on it is that ok


*its a very small drawing :(*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:06, Reply)

Still big enough to satisfy mrs battered in comparison...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:07, Reply)

not really to be honest
But always go cash up front... Thinking smart you see.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:15, Reply)

*makes not to dig out cheque book*
*puts on bumming gloves*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:17, Reply)

How strange, i'm sure I sent the invoice.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:13, Reply)

I don't see why it matters really; that was then this is now. You gave that money in good faith.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:06, Reply)

It's to do with document disclosure, use of assets etc. the court want the info, not me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:10, Reply)

Well that's her issue then I guess

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:11, Reply)

It's a lot of cash to 'lose'. She'll have hidden a load of it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:14, Reply)

Yeah maybe...this is all getting a bit weird. I mean if she was goading cash in case of a divorce after just a year of being married....
I don't understand women
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:16, Reply)

Sozz Batts I fucked off home and I am now sipping a very cold pint
It's a shame that lawyers have to get involved in the process, you can buy a kit to write your will, shame you can't do that with a divorce if both parties have worked it out amicably
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:42, Reply)

Plus he got to have sex 3 more times

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:53, Reply)

Not for the first 8 months

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:54, Reply)