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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:23,
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latest was 12 years ago)
drinking until 2am when you have work the following day(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:26,
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Unless you have a 'rescue Rustlers' at 3am in which case, hey, no problem!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:38,
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I believe we've just identified their new ad campaign(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:57,
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Reuben sandwiches(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:27,
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Yeah, what a bunch wankers, eh?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:44,
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I cant believe it double HI mean it works both in the classical sense and also that the rolls are quite fatty... fuck em.
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Some peoples kids(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:51,
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Only thing about them is Rye Bread. Aside that, i'm in.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:09,
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Swapping a day's holiday for working for a bunch of cunts in Manchester(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:28,
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Staying at work beyond 4.30(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:29,
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the WHOLE point of vodka is that it is a pure spirit and will leave you with less of a hangoverYou really are as gay as a window
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:34,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:36,
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i zinged you good in the last thread and nobody saw it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:41,
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I saw it and zinged you back (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:43,
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I used my massive intellect To point out the obvious flaw in your zing, just saying
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:55,
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Not when you have the amount I had the other day, ugh(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:43,
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More than that.Seemed a really good idea after a few beers.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:52,
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faggot windows(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:22,
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More than long enough than, you very much. Never again.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:45,
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Not even if you got a £100k wedding thrown in?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:51,
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50k a year, I wonder what the divorce settlement will be(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:53,
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I've been working on the financial paperwork today. She can't account for £57k in cash she received from me in 2012(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:01,
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She will have spent it on gigalo'sI know I certainly made 10k out of it
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No probsI have drawn an outline of my cock on it is that ok
*its a very small drawing :(*
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Still big enough to satisfy mrs battered in comparison...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:07,
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not really to be honestBut always go cash up front... Thinking smart you see.
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*makes not to dig out cheque book**puts on bumming gloves*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:17,
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How strange, i'm sure I sent the invoice.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:13,
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I don't see why it matters really; that was then this is now. You gave that money in good faith.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:06,
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It's to do with document disclosure, use of assets etc. the court want the info, not me. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:10,
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It's a lot of cash to 'lose'. She'll have hidden a load of it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:14,
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Yeah maybe...this is all getting a bit weird. I mean if she was goading cash in case of a divorce after just a year of being married....I don't understand women
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:16,
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Sozz Batts I fucked off home and I am now sipping a very cold pintIt's a shame that lawyers have to get involved in the process, you can buy a kit to write your will, shame you can't do that with a divorce if both parties have worked it out amicably
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:42,
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Not for the first 8 months(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:54,
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I've just seen the time, no wonder there is no one here :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:25,
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Hopefully that yurt fire has started by now(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:32,
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*Crosses legs, eyes & toes*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:42,
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The only fire here is cooking my dinner, as I am sipping my gin and tonic.Soz.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:46,
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*alcoholicbeveragefives*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:47,
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People that use the word beverage are pricks, FACT(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:53,
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You do realise you just used that word, don't you?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:54,
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It's alright if you're calling someone else a prick, you prick(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:55,
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:( Woah there, but what if I was also under 5'11"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:56,
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You're a rollercoaster ride of emotion young Dr Frog(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:00,
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I know. Just had my happy pills doubled up. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:01,
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I'll gaz you a pic of my cock shooting thick jets of come over a pic of YM later.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:05,
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Well, em, thanks, I suppose. If you're on SSRI's, I'll expect a gaz in a fortnight.
Oh, and you'll need some skin grafts.
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Apparently these only affect people who aren't real manly bastards.Needless to say, im in full working order.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:10,
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You are of course referring toThe Luxury Piss
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:12,
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You'll be rattling like Gonz in no time!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:03,
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:( I hate you
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:09,
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Yeah...well I hope you choke on some organic ice(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:52,
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I'm still here.Just uninspired and tired.
Christ, Im like Wordsworth
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:41,
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I would unrecommend head butting yourself in the ballsack.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:57,
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+ whilst wearing a Pickelhauben(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 17:58,
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I'm in a laundrette!I feel like Dot Cotton. It's not full of poor, but cheerful working class types, I'm rather disappointed.
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Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:04,
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Please tell me they also do dry cleaning?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:07,
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No need. I don't have enough room to air two sets of king bedclothesNor does the shitty washing machine in the flat have a tumble dryer. So here I am. It isn't too bad, really. Bit boring.
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Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:16,
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There is one near me called 'Posh Wosh'But posh it ain't.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:08,
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Maybe all their washing machines are on the left hand side and the dryers are on the right?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:10,
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Will check in the morning when I walk past. I expect you're right though.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:12,
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Much luck in your venture. You're a braver man than me, Gunga Din.
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