That's one gaz I think the whole board would dearly love to lol at.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:17, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

we did that last week, thats why you need to be here during the daytime

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:18, Reply)

haha
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1905369#post1905388
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:24, Reply)

@ You should put something in your profile
otherwise it's very east for someone to copy your name and pretend to be you. Doesnt have to be much.

Almost certainly, but he's an alright guy for a racist druggy who dresses like a roady.
(PsychoChomp Standup DVDs available on request., Fri 25 May 2012, 15:43, reply)
in reply to:
@ What and give Ammo? No Thanks.
Monty's been kinda cool do you think he's after money?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare paid £2,000 to ‘rid her vagina of ghosts’ on, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:41)
in reply to:
Sent To hartley hare:

@ re: I'm newish, so I treat all with distrust.
Don't worry about it, probably worth putting a bit of information in your profile for the nosey, age, sex, if you're a northener or not and what you like to have for lunch that sort of thing.
(PsychoChomp Standup DVDs available on request., Fri 25 May 2012, 15:40)
in reply to:
@ I'm newish, so I treat all with distrust.
i'm not a glove puppet, nor a Rick Jones, I hope thats a better answer for you.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare paid £2,000 to ‘rid her vagina of ghosts’ on, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:37)
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:19, Reply)

*Cries*
And that was how he forced me to sleep with him the first time :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:25, Reply)

I even had to pay for dinner :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:26, Reply)

That can't be the full thing can it?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:28, Reply)

The rest of it is highly personal, and contains scenes of a sexual nature.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:30, Reply)

I blead for hours :(
I still can't look at a futon without out feeling weepy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:32, Reply)

That's the only conversation with him I've had via gaz apart from the one saying leave swipe alooooonneee '''(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:32, Reply)

and Britney Spears

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:33, Reply)

tl;dr
I'm going to ask probing questions to establish whether you are male or female. Then make you buy me meat feast pizza.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:31, Reply)

Yerp, well at least people on b3ta meet up with me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:35, Reply)

it's not something to be proud of

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:36, Reply)

GVP \o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:38, Reply)

They hate me after they've met me rather than before.
That's a win for me.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Can't fault that logic
Hello Supermatt
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:44, Reply)

OUCH

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Oh chomperz
I've met and had a beer with a fair few B3tans. The ones that have dropped out have been, um, you and Stunned. We both know about the Leeds thing, Stunned was because he got stuck in horrendous traffic and couldn't make the journey up to York.

Al was in town and I stayed at home. You could perhaps see that as me standing him up, rather than the other way around. I'm pretty sure Al gives as much of a shit about that as I do.

Nakers only ever has a very limited amount of time here before his train and my train from Leeds means that I'd miss him anyway.

That's about it. Not sure there's anybody else I've actually made any plans to meet up with and then subsequently not met up with.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Upset

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Not in the slightest.
Just yet another instance of you not really knowing about something and missing all the injokes about it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:43, Reply)

"He says upsettedly"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:45, Reply)

"He says singly".

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:46, Reply)

Snigger
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Bit racist

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:50, Reply)

There's no place for racism on this board.
Or coons, come to think of it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Apologies
Especially to darkies.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:53, Reply)

'Darkies'?
You mean niggers, right?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:57, Reply)

Them too. And coloureds.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:58, Reply)

Angry

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:43, Reply)

I'm so angry that I ate an entire pizza.
Upset and angered by the Zing king.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:45, Reply)

You should get MOAR angry and lift up her gunt, look at the ginger hole
and the say it's not happening
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:46, Reply)

It would put me off my technique.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)

The whole Highland sword dancing thing is a mesmerising thing

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:52, Reply)

It's enough to put even the most nervous virgin off their stroke.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:56, Reply)

That's right. You have NEVER made ANY plans with me :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:43, Reply)

What a cunt, eh?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:45, Reply)

IM NOT BOTHERED IM FINE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:46, Reply)

YES YOUN ARE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:47, Reply)

NO I ENT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Alright Dr Frog.
You seem like an alright chap, can we just cut to the chase here?

Do you fancy a pint? No? Shame, imma go cry myself to sleep.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:46, Reply)

IT'S TOO LATE NOW

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:47, Reply)

Shh, shh.
It's never too late baby.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:49, Reply)

I just need some space.
I'm too angry to talk to you right now.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:54, Reply)

Look, I didn't tell you about the debt thing because, you know, it's my problem.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:55, Reply)

Whatever. It's over. See you at the wedding where you can tell me to fuck off.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:57, Reply)

I already saw you on the stag night; you were the stripper.
You remember, we all tucked fivers in your g-string, then you gave my mate Pervy Kev the 'extras'.

The real burn is that he paid for them with that fifty quid I'd lent him. Won't be seeing that again.

Or her, come to think of it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:59, Reply)

*makes notes, files*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 22:01, Reply)