I fucking hate chuggers with their fake friendliness
I flat out tell them "whatever it is I don't care". If I want to give to charity, I will. It'll be because I chose to, not because I was emotionally strong-armed into it by a fucking goodwill bully.

What REALLY fucks me off are those TV ads about some fucking overworked donkey. It's a donkey. It's all very well for granola fairies to get all bloo bloo over eeyore when their food is produced by mechanised industry, but that poor cunt that owns the donkey doesn't have a fucking tractor otherwise he wouldn't need the bloody donkey.

Tl:dr Tangles is a cunt
( Kroney, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:02, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

lols for tl;dr and granola fairies

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Funnily enough I was going to ask you to sponsor me for a charity knitathon I'm organising.
It's to raise money (and awareness!) for the plight of the pigmy chimpanzees in the Democratic Republic of Congo.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:07, Reply)

I'm not down wit' DRC

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:09, Reply)

They always show them starving kid ads on daytime telly
scattered between gambling sites and loan companies.

They wonder why the country is in debt when the only people using them have no fucking money.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:09, Reply)