I'll try and start a proper thread
Charity - do you give to charities? Have you ever given money to a "chugger"? Have you raised money?

Alt:
Weekend plans
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 8:54, 186 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm very good at ignoring people in the street, but will sponsor my friends etc
I actually quite fancy doing one of those "sponsor a child" things, i guess it's a bit like buying a house you pay off a little bit each month until 20 years later you own it.

alt: I'll be so far up your mum only my feet dangling out of her clopper will give me away
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 8:56, Reply)

I do the old 'headphones in' job when I go 'outside', even to the supermarket.
Makes it extremely easy to avoid the cunts who want to have an awkward stop-and-chat with you.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:05, Reply)

Or you cold be a grown up adult
And just tell them no.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:08, Reply)

I tell the charities 'no'.
It's a bit harder to stop people who you vaguely know talking to you by bellowing 'NO' in their faces.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Ah I avoid that by having no friends

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:11, Reply)

That is my eventual end goal. I admire you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:12, Reply)

My answer is the same to this as it is every month when this gets asked.
Yes I do, in the form of tax. I have never and will never give to a chugger. They are cunts. I've raised money, but not for charity - you know, whiprounds for drugs and so on.

Alt: Mr & Mrs W Pig are coming over, we are going out to eat Vietnamese tucker
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 8:59, Reply)

can you check whether wp is covered in fine ginger fur please?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Well he wasn't when I went to his pub last month

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:01, Reply)

oh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:06, Reply)

In fact the amount of pints etc my friends have stumped up for me over the past two years, I reckon I could register myself as a charity.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:01, Reply)

You could use the additional Gift Aid contribution
And get a packet of crisps with each pint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:04, Reply)

They already have Help the Aged LOLOL

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:03, Reply)

We actually all hate you and are just encouraging liver failure.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:07, Reply)

ZING

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Alright MB

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:23, Reply)

I do wonder whether Battered has ever done anything for charity?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Well he gave his wife £57k that she can't account for

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:01, Reply)

His ex certainly did LOLOL

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:02, Reply)

POW!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I suspect that if he had he'd be far to modest to bang on about it incessantly on here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:10, Reply)

I got 'chugged' when I was but a young fool, when chuggers first appeared.
Not young and foolish enough to not cancel the direct debit immediately though. Fuck those cancer ridden children.
Don't give anything now as I want all my money for my extravagant lifestyle.

Alt: Killing myself then deleting my account. That or going out chasing skirt and raping.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I have my daughter all weekend. It's going to be ace.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:04, Reply)

That's fucking brilliant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:05, Reply)

I'm extremely pleased.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Your Honour
This is Mr. Harris's first excuse
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Nice one!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:23, Reply)

I do actually give to a number of charities
By number I mean a couple but they are things that I want to give to, I would never give money or even information to a chugger, I understand the need for them and they do raise a huge amount of money but I just dislike having something forced down my throat.

Alt nope not yet I will be told what my plans are this evening by my P.A (penis assistant)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:06, Reply)

D'you know who I hate?
Fucking sick dog charities.
I usually polite to most chuggers, but I can't help but be rude to the animal pricks.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:12, Reply)

some vegetarian yurt prick you're turning out to be

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:13, Reply)

I do my bit by not eating the useless shit creatures

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:14, Reply)

i also do not eat dogs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Why not?
Some omnivore you're turning out to be.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:16, Reply)

a dog's got personality

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:20, Reply)

how does he smell

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Our dogs smells of death

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Ok...
I might not engage you in conversation again, you weirdo.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:24, Reply)

clearly you aren't into "film"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I'm certainly not into any of that shit involving animals that you've been watching, you filthy deviant.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Putting the goat into goatse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)

I blame the public school system for all this deviancy.
For example, I hear Battered likes to dress up in a nappy and pay a large woman in thigh high boots to humiliate him.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)

To Battered all women are large tho'

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Lusty did a classic on some knobber on the Strand once
'did you know there are only 1500 tigers left in the wild?'


'I really don't care about that, I'm afraid'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Tigers are shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:19, Reply)

yes but if you dry the cock
And crush it into a powder you might be able to stir some life back into your turgid member, this way your wife will stop knocking off the postman and you will stop having to compensate by renovating a derelict house to try and prove you are still a man.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:21, Reply)

*makes notes*
So fuck a tiger then, yeah?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Tony really fell on hard times when he was dropped from Kellloggs advertising

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:23, Reply)

He's grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:24, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1Hy2fEZsM8
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:25, Reply)

That is fucking dreadful

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:27, Reply)

RIP WIV DA ANGLES NOW :'(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:30, Reply)

I mean, yeah boohoo and all that, it is a tragedy.
But if I were going to hand over money to a charity, I think I'd put it towards my own species first, y'know?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:26, Reply)

You have a much higher view of humanity than I do

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:30, Reply)

It's one of my many failings.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:30, Reply)

you're assuming he's human here
he may be referring to his own alien species
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:47, Reply)

stop trying to turn real life into some spasticated LARP shit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Its payday for our company so I've sent off a GNR email and a few people have donated
I've sponsored people to do "stuff" but I'd never sign up for a £2 a month jobbie

Alt:
Tonight will be spent doing fuck all and tomorrow I have overtime booked in which should be OK as its an upgrade which requires me to type stuff once an hour or so. Off out into the garden to try and get more done in there. I have found that we have a pear tree, a cherry tree, loads of blackberries and rhubarb so thats not too bad.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Off to see Axl and the gang eh?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Axl Rose is fucking hilarious these days
well even more so than the old days
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:21, Reply)

He always took everything FAR too seriously
I'd recommend reading the Slash autobiography as it's most lolsome
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:24, Reply)

snipurl.com/27pvdev
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:25, Reply)

hahaha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooah
YM welcomed me to her jungle last night
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Tips Hat
Well played sir *narrows eyes* well played indeed
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:31, Reply)

velly solly

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:43, Reply)

I sort out people and orgnanisations when I can if I can if I can. I reckon I do my bit.
I would adopt all the puppies and dogies orphines in the world and give them daily hugs and snuggles until they are all better if I could.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:22, Reply)

It's the African ones I don't do though, those ones can get fucked.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:24, Reply)

BRITISH CHUUGERZ 4 BRITISH PPL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I don't care if being a white hetrosexual male, or 'normal' as some people call it, is the "easiest difficualty setting"; I think we've been through enough and I won't stand for it for much longer.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:27, Reply)

They don't know what it's like to be us.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:28, Reply)

All I'm sayin' is, if they did, they'd care. They'd. Care.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Richard Littlecock came out with some comment,
something like being white, male and heterosexual, he was a member of the largest minority in Britain. I think he's back with the Daily Fail now, the cock.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:37, Reply)

I would file that in the same dustbin as Mick Hucknall's 'Ginger Racism' agenda.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Richard Littlesomething, Katie Hopkins, Jan Noir & Liz Something..... are an inspiration to the art of trolling.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Much as I love funding private helicopters for fat sweaty crooks who let their own people die
and I really DO love it, all Africans really could fucking die and I would do nothing but shrug, and maybe high five myself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:34, Reply)

I feel the same about African Americans.
And all other Americans.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:35, Reply)

No way African Americans have made good records and should be saved
Fuck off Fela Kuti and your ilk, you're shit. Die.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:37, Reply)

PS I am well aware that he already has, yurt fans.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:37, Reply)

You can keep their music. There just won't be any new material.
But I expect that would suit you, you irrelevant old hippy.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:39, Reply)

"Admin Fees", ammirite?
If they even came close to giving a percentage to their people, I wouldn't think its such a waste of time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Yeah, flog raffle tickets for the Lifeboat Institution,
grew up on the coast and knew a few of the guys who volunteered, so I do support it. Fucking stupid it's a charity though, it's like having the Fire Brigade as one, it's an emergency service, innit?
Never given to a chugger, no, annoying twats.
Raise money for a friend's cancer charity, she's got cervical cancer, poor sod, only in her 20s. I never do sponsored stuff though, too much hassle getting cash off the tight cunts after the run, or whatever. I'm rather a nice person actually, so fuck you.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:32, Reply)

I agree 100% about lifeboats
Fucking crazy.

I think the advent of all the "giving" web pages has been a good thing for charities
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)

It has been better for Just Giving
As they take 10 or 15% commission on all the donations, thereby ensuring a turnover of 5 million odd last year
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:36, Reply)

VirginMoneyGiving is 2% which covers costs as it is not for profit
I'd recommend JustGiving fuck off
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Eveyone taking a boat out or going swimming in the sea should pay a deposit/take out insurance
so that when their own actions cause them to need rescuing, no-one else has to pay for it.

cf those witless spastics who climb Snowdon in shorts and t shirt and sandals and then need 50k worth of rescuing. I'd let them die as a warning to others.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:36, Reply)

We're certainly doing nothing to push forward the evolution of the human race by keeping these idiots alive.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I think their frozen corpses littering the slopes would serve as a stern reminder

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:42, Reply)

You make a good point.
As soon as someone I know drowns I will start giving to them.
That's how you decide which ones to give to innit?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:36, Reply)

After taking out the insurance,
they are given a hi-vis top hat and braces. Then the lifeboat crew know who to save.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:39, Reply)

The other ones, right?
They'll not look like Dave the Hat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Here we go, we've already worked out the finer details.
TO PARLIAMENT!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Where's Jamie Oliver, Chris Martin or Bono when you need them most?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

All quite, quite alive.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Please dont mention B*no in a thread of mine.
It's kind of a rule. And Jamie Oliver.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:45, Reply)

I'm sorry, but your rules don't apply to me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:53, Reply)

You're in fine form this morning hippy.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:44, Reply)

I don't feel it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:47, Reply)

I was once too polite to tell a chugger to fuck off
and ended up missing my bus because I couldn't escape her wittering on.
The charities that mr b3th and I donate to are the ones that have affected us psonally - cancer research and dog rescue etc. yesterday I bawled like a flid over he sad stories in the Blue Cross fundraising junk mail. I blame my hormones.

Alt: work on Saturday, YD on Sunday.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:37, Reply)

I'll let him know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Have I given you any money yet for your run?
I can't remember.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:39, Reply)

NO.....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Hit me up, dood.
I'll sort it later.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I stuck it up on facebook this morning

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Have I?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:43, Reply)

You have not sir

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Good... didnt want to throw my hard earned money away

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:09, Reply)

*nods*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Give him a head start eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:42, Reply)

you preggers B3ffy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:39, Reply)

It'd be a fucking miracle.
And not in a good way.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:40, Reply)

GUNT WOES

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Way to be nice to people you're asking for money, Sporters.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:44, Reply)

sorry
I just like the new WOES meme
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Well the Weston Super Mares rugby team were servicing her only last week

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I think that ship sailed a long time ago

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

HMS Ovaries

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

click

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:52, Reply)

That ship never left dry dock
IfyouknowwhatImean
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:42, Reply)

KY Jelly is mr b3th's friend here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:50, Reply)

he likes to thumb it in dry
In my experience anyway...


*sits slightly to one side wincing*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:10, Reply)

How do you make a whore moan?
Wipe it on the curtains
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Sand in the lube?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:10, Reply)

If I have some change and they rattle a box my way I will chuck some in.
Chuggers can fuck right off. If Im through town alone I normally have headphones in anyway. This plus deafness equals me being able to wave them off.

There's a big issue seller who stands outside Sainsburys on a Saturday who I avoid by using another entrance as she always makes eye contact and tries conversation. The bitch.

Alt. Nowt. And that's the way I like it. Plus X Factor starts again, so that's me til Christmas.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:42, Reply)

I'd forgotten X Factor.
*programs Sky plus*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:44, Reply)

I'm disappointed in you both

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:46, Reply)

I care deeply about your opinion, Nakers, as you know.
Oh no, wait. The other thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Well there goes my self esteem

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Alt: Oh you :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I can't help it. Im wired wrong

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Thing is as an ex DJ you really have no fucking excuse at all

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I did work in some dubious bars who required me to play 'chart'
Not all though, thankfully.

I mainly watch it for the crying and rejection.
(Then I get into it and sometimes vote :( )

My fella has already expressed his disdain but is going to endure it.
He's a keeper!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:55, Reply)

I used to play in a bar in Islington
where the owners would take paid bookings for birthdays, telling them they could have whatever music they asked for, and then book me and not tell me (not that it would do any good). I've had people in tears more than once. LOL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:58, Reply)

PS he sounds like a good chap

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I walked out of a bar once when the owner told me to start playing classics
and by 'classics' she meant Chesney Hawkes.

I drew a line right there and then.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:00, Reply)

The one and only time you've had to do this, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Happy with yourself?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Fairly, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:08, Reply)

I did thing 'zing' first but then the reality of what had happened sank in.
I must really hate ol' chesney
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Awww
Bless his massive MOLE
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:14, Reply)

The worst thing about X-Factor is not the quality of the performers, or the music, or the blanket coverage, or whatever reasons you may have for hating Cowell.
No, it's the whining REAL MUSIC fans who complain endlessly about its lack of worth compared with REAL MUSICIANS playing REAL INSTRUMENTS.
The dreary singer-songwriters appearing at their local open mic night having written a scathing put-down of X-Factor wannabes and how they should waste their lives boring everyone with their acoustic guitars instead.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:02, Reply)

^ upset

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Yeah, it's irrelevant.
In much the same way that the chart success of Englebert Humpedinck and Cilla Black etc had no bearing on the underground psych scene of 66/7...

So what?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:05, Reply)

People always moan. 10 years the X Factor has been on now.
Same moans, same people.
Don't like it, don't watch :)

I'm on Twitter a lot so am constantly reading people whining about various shows, bands, foods. People are built to moan.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:06, Reply)

True story, I like pretty much everything Will Young has done, he's actually really good in his own right, if only people would give him the time of day.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Oli Meers isn't bad either

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:15, Reply)

I sponsor a kid
what that actually means is that I give money to some dudes who guilt trip me for not having sent cards and things to him every so often. The worst is that I forgot to send his birthday card, but he sent me a picture he'd drawn of a rose.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:43, Reply)

YOU MONSTER!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:47, Reply)

i know :(
I have his christmas card on my desk and I just *know* I'll send it too late
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Did you laugh at the poor quality of artistic skill, spit on it and throw it in the bin?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I'll tell you who else I can't stand
Those fucking kids, usually Air Scouts or some shit, who spend a day lurking at supermarket checkouts offering to pack your bags if you chuck some coins in their bucket.
It might not be so bad if they gave them some basic training on how to pack a bag, but I usually chuck them a couple of quid on the understanding that they stay about from my shopping.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:50, Reply)

hahaha
this^

I'll just put these eggs under the wine, OK?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Haha!
and you feel obliged to let them too.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Talking of supermarkets,
the penny for the guy brigade usually start the end of next month. Fuckers. I always give them a penny, and a cheery smile, they aren't impressed.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

You would get your windows put out for that where I grew up.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Remind me not to move there.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:01, Reply)

we don't have those in the South, I'm afraid
Our youth is far too busy in the cannabis and bicycle distribution industry to spare their time on such frippery.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I, for one, applaud such entrepreneurial spirit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:57, Reply)

I like to do my bit to keep their enterprises going

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:00, Reply)

yeah, this is my approach
although it my bit of Edinburgh it's usually "so-and-so" school lacrosse team raising money for their summer tour to Monaco, or some such shit. Posh cunts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I'm going to start a charity investigating the possibility of using these ugly sods as food sources.
Stamp out starvation, and have something interesting for lunch too, sorted.
www.giraffe.ie/blog/13-weird-and-wonderful-jungle-creatures/?utm_source=taboola
Number 10 looks particularly juicy, not sure about the dung eater though.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Who? Kroney?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Is number 4 Kroney? I don't have a picture.
"These reddish-brown, pig -like rodents from South America have small ears, short legs and two long front teeth.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I fucking hate chuggers with their fake friendliness
I flat out tell them "whatever it is I don't care". If I want to give to charity, I will. It'll be because I chose to, not because I was emotionally strong-armed into it by a fucking goodwill bully.

What REALLY fucks me off are those TV ads about some fucking overworked donkey. It's a donkey. It's all very well for granola fairies to get all bloo bloo over eeyore when their food is produced by mechanised industry, but that poor cunt that owns the donkey doesn't have a fucking tractor otherwise he wouldn't need the bloody donkey.

Tl:dr Tangles is a cunt
( Kroney, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:02, Reply)

lols for tl;dr and granola fairies

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Funnily enough I was going to ask you to sponsor me for a charity knitathon I'm organising.
It's to raise money (and awareness!) for the plight of the pigmy chimpanzees in the Democratic Republic of Congo.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:07, Reply)

I'm not down wit' DRC

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:09, Reply)

They always show them starving kid ads on daytime telly
scattered between gambling sites and loan companies.

They wonder why the country is in debt when the only people using them have no fucking money.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:09, Reply)

I give to Cats Protection League
I used to volunteer for them too.

If I ever get chugged, I say that I already donate to charity...

"Have you ever thought about donating to Shelter/Food for Africa etc"
"I like Cats more than people."

End of conversation.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Chuggers can fuck the fuck off
I don't tend to give money to charities. My entire research career has basically been giving to medical charities.

I've raised a lot of money for the Stroke Association in the past. Although I'd prefer if they spent some of it on prevention or reseach rather than post-stroke care but, meh.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:08, Reply)

The bog walls tell of your association with stroke

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:10, Reply)

There's stuff on the bog walls about my mum?
I knew she was popular with the sailors, but that's impressive.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I meant your constant wanking of Russian seamen
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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:13, Reply)

and I was subtly trying to make you feel guiltly about my true association with Stroke charities.
do keep up, sporters old chap. It's a marathon, not a sprint, you know.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:16, Reply)

I regret nothing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:16, Reply)

I should fucking hope not
*fist bumps*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:18, Reply)

And he enjoys post stroke care
I assume he cuddles a teddy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:16, Reply)

^ euphamism alert ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Tend to avoid chuggers if I can
I did let myself get talked into giving a fiver to some animal thing as she was very pretty, it was a chilly day and she wasn't wearing a bra.

Also shaved my head for kids with cancer.

Alt: Up to Birmingham, drinks with ex-colleague then BBQ and drinks with mates then off to the football on Sunday.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)