The family have all fucked off early and abandoned me, despite knowing my fucking flight isn't until tomorrow night
Cornwall is very quiet and very dark. I am walking along a cliff top and feel as if I need something to be angsty about, it's all dramatic looking.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:14, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

you could be angsty about yer ginger gunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:16, Reply)

You have a beautiful command of language.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:17, Reply)

if it helps, I always pronounce 'ginger' to rhyme with 'minger'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Even betterer

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:19, Reply)

This is correct, I think.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:38, Reply)

well of course it is.
I'm a Gordonian.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Of course. I've got forty year reunion in September. If I last more than an hour before decking some grandiosed bastard I'll be surprised. I'm in good boy training mode. Nothing to do with dogs, BTW.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:46, Reply)

you left in 73?
Christ.

Was JJ there back then?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:49, Reply)

You mean the English teacher? Yeah, he was. Was very friendly with a pupil who became a prefect.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Yeah.
Bark worse than bite.

I liked him, we got on.

Dreadful rumours though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:53, Reply)

I liked him too but I was good at English so didn't get a hard time. He was a bastard towards some.
I don't think they were rumours.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:56, Reply)

I excelled at English.
Never got a hard time neither.

I think he asked me out once, thought he was joking.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:57, Reply)

The Atholl was his favourite. He has now moved into a semi-sheltered flat. He was helped by ex-prefect.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Terrible temper on him.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:03, Reply)

Yeah. It was "good for us."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:09, Reply)

Tiki iggy
Not quite the stuff of films, is it?

Well maybe the sort of films you watch, hoping for a glimpse of your mum doing your grandma.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:17, Reply)

nah, gunts put me off my technique.
Such as it is.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:19, Reply)

You know, if your " technique" is so very bad that it causes physical pain
That is probably a good thing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:25, Reply)

hey, bumming hurts too you know.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:26, Reply)

No
No, unlike you, I do not
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:42, Reply)

That's not what I've heard.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Not even with a strap on if you were asked nicely?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:44, Reply)

I don't care what dozer promised you
I still said no
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Someone's been feeding me duff info.
Again.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:52, Reply)

oh go on

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Needs moar pizza.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:11, Reply)

I heard there was an escaped rapist on the loose in Cornwall

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:17, Reply)

Nah they don't have pizza express down that way

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)

you dreadful bully.
Fancy a pint in York next week?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Nah y'alright

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:53, Reply)

Not again :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:54, Reply)

Weirdly, Newquay actually does
But it was empty. They were all queuing outside subway and kfc
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Queues for a foot long or a greasy bucket.
Decisions, decisions.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:00, Reply)

Both, surely. With instructions.
"Place footlong in greasy bucket. Withdraw and do it again. Yes, I meant again.
Repeat until seagulls draw blood."
Fuck off and moan on Internet forum.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:06, Reply)

I went out with a Cornish lass at university.
We used to go shopping for trainers in Newquay. Decent skate shop there back in.the day.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:00, Reply)