how was it?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:09, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

It was okay.
Not as nice as the one with dead flies in it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:10, Reply)

you know, i'm not sure club biscuits have ever been any good.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:10, Reply)

make a milkshake with ice cream
orange clubs and orange aero in. That's when clubs are GOOD
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:14, Reply)

or make a milkshake with vodka, creme de menthe and kalhua.
and stop fucking around like some kind of child.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:15, Reply)

now I wish I'd not lost my blender

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:16, Reply)

How can you lose a blender?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:19, Reply)

well there was this whole thing with an escaped lion
lions love milkshake (which is why one must be careful when trying to tempt boys into ones yard), but they are not mindful of whirling blades and snouts.

Anyway, there was some blood and fur and ice cream, a little bit of a struggle and...well...it won
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:21, Reply)

my milkshake brings all the lions to the yard
and they're like "roooooaaaaaaarr"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:25, Reply)

also
they're like "lactose intolerant"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:28, Reply)

that wasn't the mane problem

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)

you know,
i fucking hate both orange flavoured and mint flavoured chocolate, so i'm gonna pass.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:15, Reply)

I'm not gonna lie to you, winders
you probably won't like my booze milkshake above, then.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:16, Reply)

if it's booze, i'll probably drink it anyway, and be glad of the sweet release of drunkeness.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:19, Reply)

you are completely correct here winders you gloorious golden fur covered bastard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:17, Reply)

we used to have them in our biscuit selection for clients
along with kitkats, highland cookies, some other options and some healthy boring oat biscuits.

suddenly they've gone overnight, to be replaced with what is blatantly a rip-off snickers bar, but with arabic writing all over it. most peculiar.

BRING BACK THE CLUBS. WE WANT CLUBS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:26, Reply)