our menu tonight for those of us stuck at work :(
"grown up" fish fingers with tartare sauce or beef tomatoes stuffed with quinoa and other bits.

i haven't eaten all day, and this is NOT APPEALING. urrrrgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:16, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You were moaning earlier about how much chocolate you'd eaten. You fat forgetful harpie.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)

one cube of fudge
and a tiny square of honeycomb does not = much in the way of food.

you sweaty little ballsack.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)

you fat fucking mess

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)

Sister to Eton
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:33, Reply)

and yet i still knocked back your bleating cock gazzes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)

yer, and shacked up with Psychochomp

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)

everybody makes one mistake

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)

And Chompy is no exception.



:-p
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)

the best he never had

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)

'Wanna hold her, wanna hold her tight'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Her tight what?

*waits*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)

Fisted ex who didn't pay for a pizza or summink.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Actually this is the last time I was shocked.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)

what, when dozer sent you his take on goatse
known as hamsterse?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)

Do not want.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)

nor did the hamster
there is a look of terror and desperation in its beady black eyes as it tries frantically to claw itself from the gaping hairy maw of his shit-filled puckered anus
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Richard Gere Lolz
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)

at least someone lol'd
poor old richard, denying that will be on his tombstone
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)

He should just admit it.
"We've all experimented, I tried it, it got stuck and died. End of"
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)

i think he did
that's how the first one died. rip hercules.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)

HE DIED OF OLD AGE!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)

He did it more than once?
That's some serious 'Internal Affairs'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)

the rspca were called
but replied that they didn't give a fuck about hamsters, which are pointless creatures that only retards like.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)

I agree with their stance on this.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)

*Hibernates*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)

Saying Grace.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)