I'm deeply shocked on a daily basis by some of the language used on here
All sorts of effing and jeffing and things about people's mums and whatnot.
Not only that, but there's also some really hurtful things said to people, who often have real problems to deal with.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:11, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck off you sandel wearing mother fucker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)

See, is he allowed to bully me over my choice of footwear?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)

Yes, when you're choice is that of a fucking gump

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)

Yeah you GUMP!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)

I don't know what one of them is
Is it like some cool, sandal-wearing guy? With a beard?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)

It's a spasticated cunt with a poor footwear choice unless you live in Israel.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)

MODS!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:38, Reply)

ROCKERS!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)

BELLBOY!ETC!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2069142
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)

See what I mean
Rory seemed to be trying to hurt my feelings there
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)

I know. It was terrible bullying, and I won't stand for it.
Down with this sort of thing!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)

Waah waah waah
yadda yadda yadda...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)

Oh here comes the mod to sort it all out
Phew
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)

I got this covered.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)

Can you help with a bullying problem I am having?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)

I'm terribly effective at helping.
What can I do for you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)

Someone alluded that there were rumours of me having relations with a man.
This upset me, and I don't believe there even were rumours to be heard, let alone any truth to it. It made me cry and gave me diarrhoea.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)

I have had strict words with the poster in question.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)

THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)

Did you have to gaz one of the grown up mods to edit that post for you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)

Thank you for your swift response. This problem has been solved.
And my diarrhoea has stopped.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)

You stopped me playing on qotw just like that!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)

You've had some of that killer skunk, I fear.
Tuts loudly.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)

I wasn't fortunate enough to have been born in the same era as the politicians who were able to smoke the socially acceptable, harmless marijuana that was available when they were younger
I'm condemned to the wicked, far stronger, far more dangerous, psychosis-inducing, rightly illegal version of the same thing that's available today.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)

Stop fuckin' moanin' and pass it over here.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)

If by 'Jeffing' you mean Bristolian.
Then I'm offended.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)

Effing and Bristolian?
Nah that doesn't make sense, you bender.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)

He totally *is* a bender too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)

Seriously I met him once and he tried to kiss me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)

If only Dozer could say the same.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)

I did kiss dozer
With tongues
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)

Has he forgotten you as well?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)

Only Battered broke my heart :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)

I don't believe you're that forgettable tangles.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:48, Reply)

Local custom innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)

*sobs*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)