no no no
what you have there are solid MAN crisps. the kind of crisps you'd take hiking. they are dirty, chunky, working class crisps.

not mincing lisping goats cheese ones.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:13, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Monty, give Swipe back her login.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Sometimes I worry about you.
Next you'll be saying that Yorkie isn't high end chocolate, and Warburtons Toastie isn't high end bread.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Due to being the terrible povvo I am, Warburtons is the bread I buy.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Seeded Batch all the way.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Being up north we are only allowed to buy Hovis
Its the law
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Do you have to ride a bike up a cobbled street to get it?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Yep
while wearing scratchy woollen shorts in winter
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Polish rye bread here,
cheap innit.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I actually live round the corner from the old Hovis mill
Still prefer Warburtons, though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Unlike those Hovis pricks, I expect you see Jonathan out and about, and tip your flat cap to him whilst walking the whippet.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

i'd be right
yorkie is for shoving in your mouth in a traffic jam-induced rage.

fortnums white chocolate and lemon and milk chocolate dipped marshmallow delicacies are for high end chocolat-ing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Choco-snob.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)