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www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Gay-Interest-Latex-Mens-Suit-/271266795978?pt=UK_Men_s_Underwear&hash=item3f28c2d1ca
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:43, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I wonder about you sometimes...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Is it a classic car?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:50, Reply)

NO CAR CHAT!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:51, Reply)

can we do whisky chat instead?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:52, Reply)

I'm thinking about buying a car though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:53, Reply)

Matchbox?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:00, Reply)

No, I hope it'll come equipped with a cigar lighter.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:01, Reply)

What are you looking at?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)

I really don't know what I want.
I've looked at an Alfa 159 and I still like Jags.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)

You planning on a lot of motorway miles over the next couple of years?
Comfort is king.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:06, Reply)

Potentially.
I don't want to spend strong money on a car though, I don't look after them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)

Me neither.
Can't remember the last time I washed my car. It's just something to get you places.

Then again, if you're a consultant, people might be judging you on your ride.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)

Every car I quite like seems to come with the view that it'll be nothing but trouble.
Something fun and reliable seems to be impossible.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)

I quite like the look of the Chrysler PT Cruiser.
But then again, we all know I have shit taste in stuff.

I'd love a cabrio version.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:14, Reply)

Those are those 'hot-rod' type things.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:14, Reply)

They remind me of a cross between a taxi cab and an old Betsy Minor.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Just had a look on Autotrader
Yeap, they are the hot-rod looking cars, and they are cheap.

Thankfully, I don't like them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Got to factor in car tax and insurance categories too, I guess.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:19, Reply)

Yeah, but whatever can you get, there will be tax and insurance.
Chryslers are all dirty cheap.

I can only assume they aren't very well made.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)

Americans are notorious for disposable cars, aren't they?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:23, Reply)

And for being fat and liking guns.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Well, that too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)

How did the quiz go on Sunday?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Didn't win.
I did win the week before, though, when I went on my own.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:27, Reply)

And using the wrong words for things.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Good job I opened that at work without properly checking the link first, eh?

( Kroney, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:52, Reply)

it could have been embarrassing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:53, Reply)

Oh FFS. Top post on QOTW currently.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:54, Reply)

your missus innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:55, Reply)

fuck off, she supports MUFC.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Never mind. Can't have everything.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:59, Reply)

Not yours, are they Beffers?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)

About the right size
but I've no tattoos.

Yet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)

Too pert, right?
I'm just filling in until Battered or Rory gets here, you won't ban me will you?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)

I'll fill YOU in.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:10, Reply)

whoops, soz.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:10, Reply)

You'd think the page title would be a bit of a giveaway...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:14, Reply)

You must have missed the part of my one line, fourteen word post
where I said I didn't read the link before clicking.
( Kroney, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Which is a shame because that was the one salient point of the entire thing.

( Kroney, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Though I guess I can let it go, since it was something of an epic Tolstoyan novel of a post.

( Kroney, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)

Can't expect you to analyse the potential meanings of a missive of such length, obviously.

( Kroney, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)

That would be utterly unreasonable.

( Kroney, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)