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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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IF YOU GET YOURSELF PREGNANT YOUR PELVIS WILL EXPLODE!!!

(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:02, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

P Uh-huh-huh!
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:03, Reply)
Now this I'd pay to see

(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)
I imagine his 'shitting himself to death' departure from this world was very similar.

(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)
IT WILL IF AL IS THE FATHER
i am not sure what part of this you aren't getting, you're normally not one of the slowest around here. is it because you haven't seen a picture of his MASSIVE PUMPKIN HEAD?

i would ask al to draw one, but there might be a conflict of interest here.
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)
I've met Al
I wasn't particularly struck by the size of his head.
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Was he far away?

(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)
He was playing a banjolele

(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:08, Reply)
would you want to eke it out of your pelvis?
and don't even think about lying to us
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Would I like to give birth to a full grown adult?
No.
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)
i notice you avoided the question about having al's pumpkin buried in your pelvis

(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)
As long as he uses plenty of lube and works up slowly, initially just using one finger, I should be ok.

(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)
blimey
al, i think you're in here
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Too busy marvelling at its shiny hairlessness to notice its size

(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)

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