Five years ago I got married
Since then we've had calf 2, moved house and got old. In balance, life is better

This year has been "fucking shit" though.

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Sportscow - George Clarke
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:46, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hang on, your first child is a bastard?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Occasionally, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Also, you should know what your own voice sounds like.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Yeah but you might not

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Which was entirely the point of this exciting new game

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)

I imagine I sound like George Clarke then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

STOP SPOILING THE GAME YOU PRICK

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I imagine you sound like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Seems a reasonable assumption.
But the Cov accent isn't remotely like a Black Country accent and I don't have a Cov accent.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

1. Yes it is
2. Yes you do
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

ARE YOW LOOKIN FOR TRUBBLE?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

OWROIGHT OZZAY?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

You mean you put that accent on when you sing?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

*guffaws*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

WILD, WILD, WILD!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I hate hearing my voice recorded :(

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I think you could drive a man to madness by forcing him to listen to a continuous tape of his own voice.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Apart from Nakers, who probably loves the sound of his own voice.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

sound taste
voice mum
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Text
book
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

I confess to a "lol"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

It's quite strange that most people actually don't
At a friends wedding we were asked to leave a short message to the newly Weds. it's quite weird listening to your own voice.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)

It's upsetting how much of a prick you sound, isn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

yes *cries*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I sound like a scouser.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND LYIIICHE
you mean?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

No.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Sorry
Have been stuck on the phone to an Uberscouse for the last hour
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)