Five years ago today my life hit such a low point that I ended up signing up for an account with the community support group known as b3ta
With the help of you good people I have managed to turn my life around and am now the success story you see standing before you today.
Thanks guys!!!
How has your life altered over the last five years?
Is it for the better, or the worse?
Share your misfortunes and all your internet chums will probably help.

Alt: Nakers didn't disappoint me last night with his descriptions of how he imagines various posters speak (see populol page).
Can you describe how you imagine the voices of those he left out?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:41, 173 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Five years ago I got married
Since then we've had calf 2, moved house and got old. In balance, life is better

This year has been "fucking shit" though.

Alt:
Sportscow - George Clarke
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Hang on, your first child is a bastard?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Occasionally, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Also, you should know what your own voice sounds like.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Yeah but you might not

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Which was entirely the point of this exciting new game

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)

I imagine I sound like George Clarke then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

STOP SPOILING THE GAME YOU PRICK

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I imagine you sound like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Seems a reasonable assumption.
But the Cov accent isn't remotely like a Black Country accent and I don't have a Cov accent.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

1. Yes it is
2. Yes you do
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

ARE YOW LOOKIN FOR TRUBBLE?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

OWROIGHT OZZAY?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

You mean you put that accent on when you sing?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

*guffaws*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

WILD, WILD, WILD!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I hate hearing my voice recorded :(

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I think you could drive a man to madness by forcing him to listen to a continuous tape of his own voice.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Apart from Nakers, who probably loves the sound of his own voice.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

sound taste
voice mum
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Text
book
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

I confess to a "lol"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

It's quite strange that most people actually don't
At a friends wedding we were asked to leave a short message to the newly Weds. it's quite weird listening to your own voice.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)

It's upsetting how much of a prick you sound, isn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

yes *cries*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I sound like a scouser.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND LYIIICHE
you mean?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

No.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Sorry
Have been stuck on the phone to an Uberscouse for the last hour
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Alt; I imagine Dozer has a limited range and just says
Fan-dabbi-dozy or if really excited, doubles the dozy value.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I expected you to be more Brizzle than you turned out to be.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I tone it down for the foreigns.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Even though PJ is Cornish
I always picture him talking in a broad Somerset accent
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

What's the difference?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Carrots

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

About the same as Cov, Wolvs and Brom if you didn't know they would all sound the same

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

They all sounds ZYDR to me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

They do.
There are only five accents in the UK:

1. common
2. midlands common
3. northern common
4. country common
5. English
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I think when you are from an area you can more easily pick up the nuances in an accent
I can tell which side of the river someone lives in Sunderland most of the time
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Which one are you?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

6. Welsh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Ze German English

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Wolvs is the shittest place I've visited this past year. I have to go next month too.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Ow yiss?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

The Wolvs accent is truly one of the worst ever

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

It's also the one people think brummies sound like.
They don't.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Ow yiss thy dow

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Yes I know
Having travelled the length and breath of the country Esp. the Midlands I can normally identify where most people are from
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I am willing to bet you wouldnt be able to place where I am from

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

You sound as though you're from Southend to me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Sneaky search function
RP my dear RP
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

£5 says Bianca Butcher

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Sorry Jimmy five Bellies
What was that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Something about a fog? On the Tyne, perhaps?
I think he's claiming ownership of it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

There was also something about Shoes and Reptiles I think?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

I SAID "YOU WANT ANY CHICKEN?"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

That would be Dudley, wouldn't it?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Do yow mine Doodlay?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Yow know aye dow

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

There's a Dudley just up the road from me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Yow moost bay jowkingggg!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

I do right by you, son

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

As much as I hate to confess this
I find young Montgomery's Dudley typing highly amusing
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

The whole place needs s hose down,it's filthy.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Hmmm those who have met me will tell you that I don't have a westcountry accent of any type

( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Are you born and bred there?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Yes

( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

hmm
Odd how you've not picked it up then
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2072203
( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Its only old men, farmers and rugby players that talk in the stereotypical Cornish accent
The kids all sound like they are from Essex and the educated types learn how to speak properly rather than how to talk proper.
( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

course you don't , 'Jethro'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Just you wait Mister Boyce
all you illusions of me will come crashing down. Mind you Lusty has heard my voice ask her.
( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I did, she said you sound like Jethro

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

She tull you that herself?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I genuinely winced at this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

\o/
It simply flute to my brain
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

See if b3th was a proper mod, she'd stick him on the step for ten minutes for this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

YEAH
'Reason for stepping: like you don't know'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2067988#post2067991
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Ok the truth is she did throw a hardback harry potter book down the stairs at me
and it did hit me in the head. But its OK because she says she wasn't trying to hit me, she just wanted to get my attention which sounds totally reasonable right?
( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Yes "officer", it does sound reasonable
*pictures Mrs PJ glaring across the room behind copper's back*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Alt Bonz... Lord Deacon of Joe

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

MNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

GeordieJay reads your post in an Australian accent apparently.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

I think GeordieJay will sound like Dec

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)

+ With an erection

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Ah yes
And I have been accused of janitorial doings... I expect that it is the bonza bonzo confusion,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)

I'm going to gues Hong Kong then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Could be..?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Pop quiz
What was hong kong fuey's first name?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

I thought Henry but not close enough

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

H P
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Yeah, I googled afterwards

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Its some good pub quiz knowledge

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Who did his voice?
SCATMAN CRUTHERS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

No way!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Blimey, it is and all
Cool.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

innt though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Penry
(bought my kid a dvd of it last month)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Penrod Pooch to be exact

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Mild mannered?
Janitor?
Basildon?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Darth - Louie Spence

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Alt: Imma having a shot at this
if I duplicate any of nakers its cos I dint bother reading his

Mince = Tim Westwood reading the bible whilst smoking a pipe
tangers = an ageing ex-boyband member thats 'seen things', a haunted almost whisper that gets louder at the end of sentences
kroney = the sound of crackers being munched by some cunt that doesn't know to close their mouth when eating
'bill clay' = like in those found footage movies where you're sure you heard someone say something in the background, possibly in latin
HH = Victor Meldrew with a bit of indigestion
stunned = someone around about 150th in line to the throne choking on their own vomit


Anyway, word on the street is chompys been gobbling corrie stars in some sort of fucken emoquest or something.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

*click*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

You're definitely one of my favourites, Reg.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

POTD
ker-lick
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Also, well done for reading the question and not applying it to your own voice like every other prick has.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

I've suggested three
You've really yurt me here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

After ten minutes of talking about your own voice.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

I have 7
WE ARE LEGION
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

I've now got that Culture Club song in my head
'Do you really want to yurt me'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Do you really wanna make me yoghurt?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Five years ago I was still married and thoroughly fecking miserable.
Since then I've got rid of the wife, got my own place, got 2 great kids who are doing just fine.

Had some further relationship woes along the way, but generally it's all been on an upward curve.

Alt: My accent is east coast Scots, which as anyone knows leaves ladies frothing at the clopper with a mere "Awright doll?".
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Kidnapping children IS still illegal you know.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Look they looked lonely, alright?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Castro alarm rings

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

No one can hear it down here in the basement

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

+d

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

You might need to help me with that one Sporters

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

laddies

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

NO WHISKY CHAT

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Well that too. Duh. I'm an equal opportunities pervert.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Five years ago my life was a lot different from now.
More recently a lot of my life has changed, mostly for the worse and I have honestly never been as lost and lacking direction as I am at the moment. Despite my moaning, I'm not a completely miserable bastard though, and you lovely lot have cheered me a little with suggestions of suicide, YM japes, suggestions I 'cheer up' and gazing me cocks. So thanks?!

Alt: I don't do the voice thing, but I imagine a lot of you as characters sort of.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)

I imagine it all went wrong when you married that mouse, followed by the subsequent massacre at the wedding breakfast.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Would that not be Mr Clay?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

I imagine Nakers sounds like a thirty year old guy
who spent his first fifteen years getting roughly buggered by the Head Boy and his cronies. Typical yah yah with an underlying tremelo born of the fear of "lights out" he's never quite conquered.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Little Tarquinda probably has a deeper voice than he does

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

well I am 31...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Alt: Reg=Q

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

This reads like a fucking Enigma code

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

It's actually a little known keyboard shortcut that changes prices into quantities and vice versa

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I take it Monty's keyboard doesn't have this feature

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)

I suspect not

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Of course it does
2.4 grams = £30 for green
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)

I'd imagine Monty as posh Jockanese.
And wearing a cape, top hat and carrying a cane.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

For all his airs and graces, Monty sounds like Pat Butcher.

( Kroney, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

+on the nest

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

+ and dresses

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Thought he was a sweaty.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

no need for the "a" there dear boy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)

only by heritage

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)

+ goggles

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Jerry Sadowitz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

His doppleganger.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Five years ago
I was with the ex and we had just moved in together.
I was running my own business (since sold).
I thought I was happy.

Now
I have an awesome daughter.
I am getting divorced.
I enjoy the work I do now more than I enjoyed running my own business.
I am happier than I was then.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

I should think you are, since your work
apparently consists of watching Bergerac and going to the pub. I'd be fucking happy too.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Battered is
PAUL FUCKING ROSS... must be doing Bergerac reviews for dave plus 1
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)

I have moved twice, got married and reprodcued
been promoted twice, crashed into my 30's and started to get grey hairs and look "old". I earn more but am still broke at the end of the month.

alt: I'm a lyrical assasin
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)

I'm living on my own now.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Has Gonz had a go on your ex yet?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Chompy's ex is spikey pickle?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)

No
Chompy's ex gets paid by pikeys to tickle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Click.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)

He's probably waiting for his £4.50 a week text service to let him know if she'd be agreeable.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)

That only works if you can spell the names right.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)

NO chance with yours then!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Really Chompster
You haven't mentioned this before...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Yeah well shut up.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Chompy singing about his woes, yesterday:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbqMD29qi58
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)

hahha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Were you living with cynical and hip James back then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Five years ago, maybe, but about to move out I think.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Swipey is a ginge,
she obviously sounds likeBianca from Eastenders.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Shes northern though
so it would be more a Liz Macdonald from Corrie
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)

ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)

She's on my rough birds off the telly to do list.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Now there's an ALT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Viz did similar years back, 'Top 20 borderline boilers'
'When your head says 'no!' but your nuts say 'go!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)

New thread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:43, Reply)

I imagine b3th sounds like a Scotch Anne Widdecombe

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Well if we've learned something from this thread, it's that regional stereotypes *are* funny.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)