Alt: Imma having a shot at this
if I duplicate any of nakers its cos I dint bother reading his

Mince = Tim Westwood reading the bible whilst smoking a pipe
tangers = an ageing ex-boyband member thats 'seen things', a haunted almost whisper that gets louder at the end of sentences
kroney = the sound of crackers being munched by some cunt that doesn't know to close their mouth when eating
'bill clay' = like in those found footage movies where you're sure you heard someone say something in the background, possibly in latin
HH = Victor Meldrew with a bit of indigestion
stunned = someone around about 150th in line to the throne choking on their own vomit


Anyway, word on the street is chompys been gobbling corrie stars in some sort of fucken emoquest or something.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:11, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*click*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

You're definitely one of my favourites, Reg.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

POTD
ker-lick
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Also, well done for reading the question and not applying it to your own voice like every other prick has.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

I've suggested three
You've really yurt me here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

After ten minutes of talking about your own voice.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

I have 7
WE ARE LEGION
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

I've now got that Culture Club song in my head
'Do you really want to yurt me'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Do you really wanna make me yoghurt?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)