ken fit?
Goan an' just fucken, ken, dae whitivir ye wur goantae dae in i furst place like, ken? Fitivir way ye spin the fucker yir no gonnae listen tae a bunch ay fucken loons oan the fucken internet, ur ye?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:53, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Interpreter here. Cheap rates.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:55, Reply)

aye fitlike en?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:55, Reply)

Please. Speak. Slowly.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:58, Reply)

dinnae ken aboot at like

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:00, Reply)

We (your advisors) may not be offering
the best advice.
Fit like?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:00, Reply)

aye, foo ye daein like?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:01, Reply)

Good God, not another N'easter, surely?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:05, Reply)

Gormo's fae the 'deen an' a.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:06, Reply)

Aye?
I'll be sure to say....something. Maybe.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:07, Reply)

Fae the capital actually.
Albeit a rough part of Gorgie.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:08, Reply)

I have family in Edinburgh
Corstorphine.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:09, Reply)

I dinnae, they all moved and/or died

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:11, Reply)

awright eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:14, Reply)

Well advised, obviously.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:19, Reply)

Nae the zoo, surely?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:14, Reply)

Points deduction.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:13, Reply)

Pakis go home

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:55, Reply)

Are you quite alright?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:55, Reply)

quite alright thanks.
Chicks dig the melodious Caledonian strains of a beautiful voice.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:56, Reply)

They really do not

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:58, Reply)

they very much do
It's such a poetic and lyrical dialect.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)

Ye *slurrobs an howks* fuckin' darlin'.
I ken yer Scots, like, it's the *gobs* reid heid.
Sook on this.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:03, Reply)

rippin' the heid
Is a marvellous euphemism.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:05, Reply)