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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Is it really too much to arksk?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:17, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
This. And fings.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)
I am fighting a daily battle with my daughter over this stuff.
I jokingly pretend not to understand the words until she says them correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:19, Reply)
OH, YOU MEAN 'LITTLE'? I THOUGHT YOU SAID 'LI'UWW'!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Say 'hinting' in a London/Pompey accent
in'in'
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Do you ax her to repeat them

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Every time she says it wrong. Punch her in the throat.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)
its the only way they learn WP

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)
A popular one round here is pronouncing "going to" as "gunnoo"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Round here they often dispense with 'to' altogether
"Are you going town?"
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Wow, not heard that one

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)
That’s because they don't say it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)
you just blew my mind

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Of course young Tangles here normally says
I want suck your cock.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Really??
*straightens bowtie*
*sprays Gold Spot*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)
My daughter has tried that shit with me.
'Going shop'
'Going school'

'GOING TO GET A FUCKING SLAP'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)
A frequent expression in our house is "there's an H in Have"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Mine is 'there's a child in cupboard '

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)
I knew someone who said facade as it is written.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)
I know someone that pronounces catastrophe "cat-is-troff"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)
I like to pronounce the african animal as An-Tell-O-Pee

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)
I pronounce Nutrogena 'New-Troj-Inna'
But that's because it annoys my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Office snigger
I may do that now...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Another one is leaving the 'S' off the end of 'Perhaps'
I've no idea why, but it drives her mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:32, Reply)
My wife frequently gets a word in her head and then uses it all the time (well, mainly when we're arguing)
despite it being completely the wrong word, or meaning something quite different to what she thinks it means. This drives me mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)
people who can't pronounce hyperbole properly annoy me.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)

can't pronounce work in a
bole market

There...that all seems to be in order.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)
What, the American Football thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)
What like High Per Bowl

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)

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