like my ex, oswald
that fucker got a free laptop out of the university and extra time on his exams. there was nothing wrong with him apart from laziness.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:04, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Another successful boyfriend story from the Swipe Files.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)

this one's quite high up in the army now
this is a guy who left the fridge door wide open on a zillion occasions, smashed a window practising headers in his bedroom so that we got burgled that evening, lit his fags off the toaster, didn't realise what DR meant on his statement, so thought his parents were topping his account up as the amount got bigger and bigger...

the mind boggles.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Soldier in 'being a bit thick' shocker

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)

army boys can be a bit odd
some of his mates were raging toffs and weirdos to boot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Nakers isn't that weird really.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)

I know
I mean we all know that DR means Democratic Republic.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)

62 in a series of 176

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Hang on a minute
that's not the key issue here, We should pick up on Swipey screwing someone called Oswald.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)

names have been changed to protect the not entirely innocent, because only cunts put real names on the internet
he did have a stupid name, but not THAT stupid
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Yeah tell it to the Judge sister

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)

his middle name was in welsh
that's just pretentious
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Jesus wept.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Did oswald always use a lower case letter o?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)

that's how you know if i'm annoyed with you
if you get a post that says Jeff, you know the water is HOT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)

You had an ex called Oswald?
Fucking hell.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)

no
i had an ex with a rather silly name, which i changed to oswald on here, because that's just how i roll. i trust this is clear?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)