Fucking hell
Do you go to the same meetings I do?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 8:21, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I would end up cunting someone in the punch if they used that kind of talk

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Our SMT fucking love that kind of chatter
Bullshit bingo time
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 8:23, Reply)

In that situation my patience wears very thin very fast
This should give you the idea of how I deal with that kind of crap
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1673108
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 8:33, Reply)

I bet you say 'gibbon off, you twatting shit-chimp'!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 8:54, Reply)

O-o
Look watch it....just watch yeah, I'm not in the fucking mood
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 8:56, Reply)

^ typical flange-marmoset

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Hey after watching the "Jingling Baby" video I got caught in a loop of LL videos

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I do hope you didn't end up in an 'I Need Love' cul-de-sac.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I forgot how good "Jack the ripper" is

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Stop being such a cloppering wee-wee tapir, he doesn't like it.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Oh HO! Sounds like *someone* has been reading the FAQ swearing instructions!!!
Aha, what a cunting fuck-lemur!!!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Sounds probable.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 8:24, Reply)

STRATEGISE
UPSELL
USP
KEY POINTS
FUCK OFF
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 8:25, Reply)

I just suggested someone 'ascertain the situation as it presents itself in the perspective'
and was taken seriously.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 8:26, Reply)

You also need to tell them to "drill down for more granularity".

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 8:35, Reply)

Not one of our meetings
there's no mention of "going forward", which crops up in every single senior managers missive. Since we haven't invented time travel there is no other way to go, you wankers.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 8:26, Reply)

No time travel?
So you decided to 'Sunset' that project? I'll see what I can come up with by 'The end of play' today.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 8:29, Reply)

I label you "negative" and "not a team player"
If you don't start "leveraging some synergies" PDQ you're going to find yourself in the "descending flightpath of headcount".
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 8:34, Reply)

Oh christ!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 8:38, Reply)