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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have made it into work on time.
I believe in miracles, Where're you from, you sexy thing, you sexy thang you
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:04, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Aberdeen, but I live in York.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:04, Reply)
I didn't realise you were a sweaty.
No wonder no one wants to go for a drink with you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:05, Reply)
YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:06, Reply)
abody kens thit us jocks ur the best fir drinking wi', eh?
Nae like you fucken Southern kike wankers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Something about kilts?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:09, Reply)
He tries to disguise his Scotch accent when he meets people.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:10, Reply)
By throwing McEwans down his neck?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)
no.
I'm very well spoken.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:12, Reply)

very
spoken bent
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:15, Reply)
Did you do a runner from your cab, your gouty leg flapping in the breeze like a pus-filled windsock?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Yes. Only there was no breeze.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:08, Reply)
I'm from that space in your heart,
And one day I will return to you and we will be completed.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:08, Reply)
Now you're lying close to me, making love to me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:09, Reply)
I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!
Earworm.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)
Since you came along, you sexy thing

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:12, Reply)
*background sings*
You sexy thing, you sexy thing you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:15, Reply)
*performs degrading strip routine in a northern working men's club*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:16, Reply)
*slips a fiver with my phone number in your bum cleavage*

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:17, Reply)
"do you like my thong? it's vulcanised rubber"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:18, Reply)
I fucking love Star Trek.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:19, Reply)
^ actually does

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:20, Reply)
I thought you said he was alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:22, Reply)
I lied.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:24, Reply)
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Good news.
The many would like you to hop it, so go on, do one.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:34, Reply)
/footjoke

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Sad.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:24, Reply)
+ship enterprise

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:29, Reply)
+bubbleship matey.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:30, Reply)
'I've got two....traffic cones'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:20, Reply)
Same title better track
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2053206
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:26, Reply)

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