I was expecting Sporty to post this one
Come here me little Jackie
Now ’av smoked me baccy
Let wer hev a cracky
Till the boat comes in.

Dance ti’ thy daddy, sing ti’ thy mammy,
Dance ti’ thy daddy, ti’ thy mammy sing;
Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall hev a fishy when the boat comes in.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:16, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You forget
That due to sporters being a northerner he wouldn't have had access to a TV during his youth. If documentaries are to be believed he would have spent all his time with other children in some sort of grove
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Having worked near Byker for 17 years I fear for any child who had the misfortune to grow up there
Grim
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

It was a fairytale?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)

More like a teary fail

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I fucking hate that song

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)

haha *Sets to ringtone*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)