highland toffee
to be consumed after those fish and chip biscuit crisp things after going swimming. In the 80s

altalt: Can we assume no fallout and repercussions? In which case, I'm not telling you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 18:54, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

You can assume anything.....BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 18:55, Reply)

i guess I'll have a nice ice cream, then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 18:56, Reply)

But which one?
I'd have a Twister.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 18:57, Reply)

cornetto
strawberry. or a proper whippy 99
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:00, Reply)

Good choice on the cornetto.
They did a Mr Whippy cornetto for a while. 'twas good.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:03, Reply)

you're so vanilla at times

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 18:58, Reply)

I'm guessing she wants to do something naughty.
The question is, what, and to whom?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Sep 2013, 18:57, Reply)

That or skin dog hair and make his bones into bread

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 18:58, Reply)

I imagined she'd already done that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:03, Reply)

just pay attention to my awesome pun joke above, damn it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:06, Reply)

I did note it, they have relaunched them type of crips

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:08, Reply)

what? that's good news
but I didn't mean that, i meant my perfectly crafted spirograph joke
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:09, Reply)

oh and where can I find these fish and chip things?
I need to gorge myself on them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:18, Reply)

They're bringing back Funny Feet too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)

How do they smell?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Like strawberry ice cream, I suppose.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:22, Reply)

they don't have noses, so they can't

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:27, Reply)

A foot with a nose wouldn't make any scents.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:31, Reply)

nice one
you're the toest of the internet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)

Nailed it!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:34, Reply)

You nose it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:34, Reply)

FFS
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)

Poor Stunned poster

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Are they bringing back everything now?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Cholera and rickets FTW!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:23, Reply)

Consumption FTW

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:24, Reply)

I'M BRINGIN' SESSY BAAAAAG

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:23, Reply)

Take it to the bridge

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:24, Reply)

*falls to the floor and gets draped in a cape*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:25, Reply)

b

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( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:26, Reply)

Yeah. Fingers dahn the froat, innit.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:24, Reply)

You're sick

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:25, Reply)

Chunks is my nickname.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:25, Reply)

Not for that reason though tubby.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:28, Reply)

Slim, ackshirley.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:31, Reply)

I don't care.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:32, Reply)

Nor me, fatso.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:34, Reply)

Not so fat anymore, actually.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)

I don't care.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:37, Reply)

Nor me, skinny.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:37, Reply)

You're so thin you've got to run around in the shower to get wet.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:38, Reply)

You're so skinny
Your friends and family are worried you have an eating disorder and are planning an intervention. Plus they found the bags of vomit under your bed, chunks.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:40, Reply)

You turned sideways and were reported missing.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:42, Reply)

wouldn't you just like to tell people what you thought
and do all the things you wanted to do and there would be no repercussions next day?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:02, Reply)

I would have though some of the satisfaction of doing that is that the people would continue to know what you thought.
Where's the fun if they forget it the next day?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:08, Reply)

With a Hammer?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:08, Reply)