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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I wouldn't have been surprised if someone in the group had shat themselves.
The hen was drinking a jug of wine through a penis straw at 9am while someone was being sick in the kitchen sink.
My friends are well classy.
(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'll bet it was you who packed the penis straw.

(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:16, Reply)
and you know where she packed it

(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:16, Reply)
In her jug of wine, which was in her bag next to the sink she took that was pre-loaded with vomit.
(Or do you have a pun that I'm missing?)
(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:17, Reply)
nah
it was implying she packed a penis in a rude place. It was lame and crass and I'm sorry
(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:18, Reply)
a rude place....
Like Rams Bottom.
(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)
I wouldn't do anything so rude.

(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:21, Reply)

Dear Lisa, dear Lisa.
(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)
I wonder if she'll take me home

(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:27, Reply)
It was.
There were plenty of penis related items. Lots of booze, vomiting, alpacas and nudity.
It was wicked.
(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)
Sounds ghastly.
Where did you go, and did you do anything interesting aside from drinking?
(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)
some no where town in kent.
We went to a rare breeds centre and saw pigs racing and my friend got to throw a hawk. We also watched Britney Spear's films.
Skills time. It wasn't ghastly, it was one of the best weekends after.
(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:24, Reply)
Doesn't sound like much fun for the hawk.

(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:27, Reply)
The hawk fucking loved it.

(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:30, Reply)
I can imagine the conversation he had with the other birds back in the aviary...
'Good weekend Hawky?' asked his friend Dave, the falcon.

'Not really Dave' replied Hawky, 'a load of pissed up birds tossed me off'.

At this point, Dave falls off his perch.
(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)
And this is why I try to avoid groups of women.

(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)

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