I wouldn't have been surprised if someone in the group had shat themselves.
The hen was drinking a jug of wine through a penis straw at 9am while someone was being sick in the kitchen sink.
My friends are well classy.
( wanderlust, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'll bet it was you who packed the penis straw.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:16, Reply)

and you know where she packed it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:16, Reply)

In her jug of wine, which was in her bag next to the sink she took that was pre-loaded with vomit.
(Or do you have a pun that I'm missing?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:17, Reply)

nah
it was implying she packed a penis in a rude place. It was lame and crass and I'm sorry
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:18, Reply)

a rude place....
Like Rams Bottom.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)

I wouldn't do anything so rude.

( wanderlust, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:21, Reply)

Dear Lisa, dear Lisa.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)

I wonder if she'll take me home

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:27, Reply)

It was.
There were plenty of penis related items. Lots of booze, vomiting, alpacas and nudity.
It was wicked.
( wanderlust, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)

Sounds ghastly.
Where did you go, and did you do anything interesting aside from drinking?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)

some no where town in kent.
We went to a rare breeds centre and saw pigs racing and my friend got to throw a hawk. We also watched Britney Spear's films.
Skills time. It wasn't ghastly, it was one of the best weekends after.
( wanderlust, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:24, Reply)

Doesn't sound like much fun for the hawk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:27, Reply)

The hawk fucking loved it.

( wanderlust, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:30, Reply)

I can imagine the conversation he had with the other birds back in the aviary...
'Good weekend Hawky?' asked his friend Dave, the falcon.

'Not really Dave' replied Hawky, 'a load of pissed up birds tossed me off'.

At this point, Dave falls off his perch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)

And this is why I try to avoid groups of women.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)