I've always liked you Nakers, you bent fucking flid.
Alt: when I was a boy I collected Airfix models, toy soldiers and coins. Later on I started collecting records and trainers. And kung fu videos. And classic rock dvds. And books. And t shirts (sounds ridiculous but I must have at least 50).

Amazingly, I am heavily in debt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:04, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I now collect debt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)

I expect I'll be hearing from you soon then

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)

I meant you, old bean

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)

Well you see what you posted could be taken to mean 'I am now a debt collector' which was aha my little joke ha ha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)

That will be £5 please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)

if the French government ever gets in touch with you, you ain't seen me, ok?

( Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)

he's on holiday this week anyway

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

No wonder I feel safe

( Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)

he and his square car are traversing the uk

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Is he having one of those driving holidays where he'll get to block a number of different ports with his car.
Ooh, Folkstone tomorrow!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)

The hardest part was packing the boot full of goats and sheep to throw out of church spires

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)

FolkEstone if you please Jeffers.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)

JOKEstone MORE LIKE!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)

safe children
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 16:22, Reply)