b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 2079719 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 837, 836, 835, 834, 833, ... 1

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

alright benders

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:03, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Tangles!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)
Jeff!
Ow biss?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)
Recovering.
Just having a quick pint.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)
from what work or football?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:12, Reply)
Gender realignment.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:14, Reply)
This course of action will cure most ills
'cept maybe alcoholism and cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:14, Reply)
yes...I mean no...DAMMIT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)
I did mean you, yes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)
Well I'm wearing my new jacket so you can't bring me down, biatch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)
AS IF you've got a new jacket.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
I am NOT bent.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)
Yes you are.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
No I'm not.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
You are. Also a shortarsed clown foot prick.
xx
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)
okay, what car do you have?
The only thing more bent than a bent car is no car.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)
What car do you own at the moment gayboy?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:12, Reply)
A bent one :-(
I'm in the market for a new one. The X Type is top of the list.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)
oh no Jeffers, don't do it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)
Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)
Old mondeo with a slightly newer shell.
Crap handling, weak brakes, front wheel drive, shitty gearbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
But the Alfa 159 sounds even worse.
What do I do?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
Talk to me offline or to TMB - he knows his motors.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
Will do.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
We are interviewing for a new board bent spastic now that Nakers is leaving us for pastures new

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)
I have a glittering CV of bent spasticity.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:12, Reply)
+2

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
That's the spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:12, Reply)
Yesssss!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
Nae bad ta.
And only slightly bent.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Hello Joggers I don't know much about you, tell us all three important things to help form an impression

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)
I think you might be someone's grandmother, if I've not muddled you up with someone else

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)
Oldest geezer in this thread.
Like punning.
Not upset.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)
^ upset ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)
Rumbled!

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
Older than Monty?
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
By some distance

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
Holy shit.
Phudbree is pretty old as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)
Ha ha
Old people.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
Ha ha yer people over 40 are well lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
Are you of that era Dozer?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
Nah, I'm 33

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
Ha ha OLD

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
Ha ha
I'm not on anti depressants ha ha
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)
Boo hoo!
Plus I'm 32 :(
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
Sucks to be you, eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
At the moment, a bit, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:32, Reply)
Just 'a bit'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
ALRIGHT ALOT. YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
Excuse me, I have to go to the toilet.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
Bag it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
Valve's gone.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
Don't make them like they used to, do they?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
Do you beat phudders, jogso?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
Dunno. I don't think I'll be far off the oldest on the site.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
Go on then, don't be coy, how old?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:32, Reply)
It's no secret.
D.O.B. 29-06-1944
But don't tell Google. They'll send me all the wrong adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
Bartleby is older, He also enjoys fucking primary school kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
You're nearly 70?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
I only know my date of birth.
Hang on while I work out my age and I'll let you know.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:38, Reply)
Actual laughter!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
You're old enough to be my father

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)
he's old enough to be my grandad

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)
Where you come from you're old enough to be a grandad yourself

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
Yer I know
One of my nieces had a baby a few months back. I'm the same level of seniority as a grandad.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)
Maybe I am

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)
Nah, he's 15 months younger than you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)
He's more machine now than man.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:43, Reply)
Ficking hell you're old

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)
Seven minutes to do the adding here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

Pages: Latest, 837, 836, 835, 834, 833, ... 1