i kind of want to make a joke about a sex tape
but sadly it is most fitting for me and greggs hat out of anyone here. which is not a good thing. by any standards.

nothing. ninja lawyers are never taken by surprise.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:43, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

wait, there's a sex tape of greggs hat?
That could be the wrongest thing in existence. Wronger even than Goatworrier or Chobb, and that's pretty wrong.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:44, Reply)

if there is, it has nothing to do with me
actually come to think of it, he did have a video on his old phone of himself fisting some girl. not that i ever saw it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:44, Reply)

So you mean he told you about it?
but not in the context of showing you?

I mean, neither approach is exactly quality relationship material, but in what context could just telling you about it be considered anything other than fucktarded?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)

i'm trying to remember
it was definitely our second date and he was looking for something on his phone. then mentioned it as he scrolled past it. i didn't realise it was a self-taken video and thought it was something from the internet, which was bad enough. but then i realised.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:49, Reply)

"haha, so, yah, it's deffo in here somewhere
Wills and Ginger and Jonty and I snorting port out of Bunter's arse in Daddy's club last week ... sure I've got it .. oh, look, here there's me wearing the au pair like a glove"

yeah, I can see why you were so deserate to keep him.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

I love you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:55, Reply)

^ gay ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:56, Reply)

How can you not love badger?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:57, Reply)

because he's a terrible human being?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Well, APART from that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

But a mighty fine mustelid!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)

ha!
it's totally the opposite. he's much much more an east end wide boy and desperately proud of being working class.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Is he the one who coiled one down on you in bed or something,
Can't remember the story, if somrone would be so kind...
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

fuck no
that was a different one. he shat himself in his sleep.

unbelievably his disgusting german wife is now up the duff. if ever there were 2 people who should never have been allowed to breed... it'll be half dull as shit and half drugged up alcoholoc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)

And my first click of the day...

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)

'One Ginger One Coon'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Keep moving
We'll all be hatted and proud
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

oh you prick
worst earworm ever
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I read this to the tune of One Finger One Thumb, Keep Moving

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Oh you prick
worst earworm ever
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

It seems I was not the only one...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Keep MARRving

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)