Out of the blue last night
I got a multimedia message from someone I know from here. It was a brief mobile phone clip of a little brown man getting caught fucking a donkey and running off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:04, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

What a coincidence!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)

wait I thought "Coincidence Day" was March 12th

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

WOW!
SO DID I!!!!11!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:16, Reply)

what a...............................fuck off

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)

i HATE people who pronounce it "co-in-kee-dink"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I would agree with you on this

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)

You are legally allowed to punch those people on the ear.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Legally? I would have thought it was Mandatory

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)

That makes me cringe just reading it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)

even worse is "drinkypoos"
i could actually do time for that.

drinkypoos. fuck OFF. how can you make alcohol with friends sound uninviting? oh wait. you just did. FUCK OFF.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

STOP IT NOW

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

amberhollyharrison.wordpress.com/2013/07/22/roof-top-drinky-poos/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I also hate 'oooh only three more sleeps until......'
Fuck off please, go on, off you fuck.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)

OOH yes
and "holibobs" or "jolly hols".

AND "years young". i'm 60 years young.

no, you're a prick. x 60.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)

'No, I'm half left!!!'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)

'is it Tuesday today?'


'YES, ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Plus, people who include the year when asked the date today.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)

so basically...
people.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:34, Reply)

That works for me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)

To be fair people who need to know the date stand a better chance of being a timetraveller
than people who don't.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:51, Reply)

See also 'Chrimbo'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)

"I'm Kerazy, me!!"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)

TGIF Tie & 'Simpsons' socks.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I broke up with someone for calling holidays "holibobs"
Trufax!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)

There aren't such people, surely?
Tell me there aren't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

they are rife
RIFE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Exactly 26 weeks ago today. That's half a year you know.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)