My money's on a new superbug
with WINGS and TEETH and SHIT.

Alternatively, if it's anything to do with diet it can fuck off as a load of old balls.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:33, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

SHUT UP SCIENCE
There's good money to be made out of these pricks.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:35, Reply)

I'm seriously considering getting into it, mate.
The company I'm spinning out could sell its products in reasonable SCIENCE markets for *some money* or to the woo fad diet brigade for *some money times a hundred*

It's tricky to balance selling out everything you believe in with gold plated stripper helicopter yachts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Gaz me if you need tips on how to make your 'health claims' within the boundaries of the law.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)

nah, it'll be a mutation in HIV
Allowing it to finally go airborne and escape its stigma of being only caught by smackheads and poofs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)

i might do a diet i was reading about that involves carrot juice for 3 days straight
followed by 2 days of pure fasting, not even water, and then black coffee for the rest of the week. but i hate black coffee :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)

You should definitely go on this diet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)

that sounds...unhealthy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Yeah, tell her to get a deep fried mars bar down her

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:39, Reply)

deep fried haggis with a macaroni pie, chips on the side, a litre of Irn Bru with a sumptious dessert of four Cornettos.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:41, Reply)

It's OK
you'll almost certainly be dead or hospitalised before day 6 so you won't need the coffee stage.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:42, Reply)

i was wondering if you'd believe it was a real thing
tell me you knew i was joking...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:43, Reply)

It's no more or less stupid than some of the ones I know you've done already.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)

maybe i should market it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Sounds like a good diet to me.
With all that coffee you won't be able to sleep, but with the carrot juice you'll be able to see clearly in the dark, so you'll have no problem navigating on those sleepless nights.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I try to find a happy balance between my calorie intake and how many calories I burn off
call me mad but it seems to work for me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Mental, innit?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:47, Reply)

mad knobcheese
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)