Urgh so much pain
Don't know if I slipped or tripped or what, but managed fo knock myself out cold on fleet street last night by falling into the road. Luckily I managed to miss the rush hour buses, but I was in such a state. Apparently I kept saying I was alright but I couldn't hear or see anything. They told me later I kept sitting up and passing out again. Someone called an ambulance as I'd been out cold for quite a few minutes and lo there were foil blankets and ecgs and amorous badgers exclaiming over my stupid pulse rate (46).

So now I'm looking like fucking Harry potter this morning, with a sca on my forehead where it hit the deck and glasses held together with nhs sticky tape (not that i resll need them thank feck) and totally technicolour knees that I can hardly bear to walk on. But could be worse, could have been strawberry jam under the number 15 I guess...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 8:33, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm am pleased you are alive.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 8:39, Reply)

I like you better than rory

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Were you doing your impression of Ku Klux Knievel?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 8:46, Reply)

If you are struggling to walk
there is a high probability that you were bummed while unconscious
HTH
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 8:51, Reply)

You should phone the council about the pavement.
Someone as chunky as you falling on it could seriously damage it.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)