Urgh so much pain
Don't know if I slipped or tripped or what, but managed fo knock myself out cold on fleet street last night by falling into the road. Luckily I managed to miss the rush hour buses, but I was in such a state. Apparently I kept saying I was alright but I couldn't hear or see anything. They told me later I kept sitting up and passing out again. Someone called an ambulance as I'd been out cold for quite a few minutes and lo there were foil blankets and ecgs and amorous badgers exclaiming over my stupid pulse rate (46).

So now I'm looking like fucking Harry potter this morning, with a sca on my forehead where it hit the deck and glasses held together with nhs sticky tape (not that i resll need them thank feck) and totally technicolour knees that I can hardly bear to walk on. But could be worse, could have been strawberry jam under the number 15 I guess...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 8:33, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Shitting hell, that's pretty shocking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Shitting hell, that's pretty shocking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Shitting hell, that's pretty shocking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 8:39, Reply)

You fucking mong
Hope you're alright, mind.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 8:40, Reply)

I hope you are being sensible enough to take the day off
you never normally make that many spelling mistakes in a post, so I think you aint quite recovered yet.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 8:43, Reply)

I once had a car door opened on me whilst running
I went right over the top and knocked myself out. When I came round I insisted that I was fine and staggered home. It wasn't until I got there I realised my clothes were sodden with blood and that the point of the car door had punched a inch deep hole in my shoulder.
( Peej, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 8:55, Reply)

I wonder if fainting might have a tiny but to do with your ridiculous eating and excercise patterns?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:10, Reply)