I quite like going to mesiums and shit with people who know their shit.
Normally the real story is much better than the one I make up in my head and it saves me reading a ton of dull little plinths.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:34, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you can hire a loop, that gives you a ton of information

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)

But you can't ask it really retarded questions hoping that everyone else is thinking the same but doesn't have the guts to say it out loud.
For example "Monty, I can see how this Cannon fires.... the resulting air pressure from the explosion in the gunpowder does blah blah blah blah.... but what would happen if you fire it 90 degrees in the air?"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Take Nakers with you, I think the staff would *really* appreciate the conversation

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)

I once gave a guided tour of the Elgin Marbles by mistake
I was explaining to my then gf what each bit was and noticed after a few minutes some gormless cunts were trying to surreptitiously earwig in on it
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Last year I was walking over the Millenium Bridge toward the Tate and the Globe
and heard some chancer giving a tour to a group of forrins that consisted of a load of wacky made up stuff. I don't know if he was taking the piss or they'd paid for the privilege of a bullshitters guide to London.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Yeah that was me as well
It's what I "do", yeah?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)

I went to the portrate with someone from here who knew her stuff, and it was actaully facinating.
I couldn't stand history guff but I just think I haven't been feed history guff in the right way.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)

HINT HINT

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)

HINT TAKEN

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:01, Reply)

Scatman John

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)