You know the part in The Godfather, where the producer wakes up with a horses head in his bed?
For some reason I have the impression this is the reaction Chompy & Swipe had when they woke up post coital next to each other.

Any comparisons between me and dwarf actors? Fuck off.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:59, 39 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You know the part in Grange Hill where Zammo gets caught by his mates all skaggy bawed?
That's you that is.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)

You know that episode of The Brittas Empire where the idiot has to scoop a turd out of the pool?
That's you that is.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:02, Reply)

You know that bit in the Elephant Man where he just wants to live like a normal person and then dies?
That's you that is.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)

You know that bit in Fawlty Towers where he beats up an A40 with a twig?
That's you that is.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)

You know that mentally disabled man who goes round wearing a 2002 comic relief red nose, all year round? You know, he pesters young mums for chnage?
That's your wife that is.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)

You know that bloke on BBC news who says that if Assad don't behave he'll nibble his nuts?
That's you that is
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)

You know that Amorous Badger bloke? You know, he starred in that documentary 'fat girls and feeders'?
He's your best mate he is. You hold hands and whistle together.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:12, Reply)

You lot are all shit.
I've just been perusing one of Rory's greatest hits.

b3ta.com/questions/liesthatwentontoolong/post1556723
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)

You know that cunt who tells you you are shit and posts links to shit that he wasn't even in?
That's you that is.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)

Hey, the MO looked awfully similar!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)

all fat girls look the same
It's because of the lack of facial definition caused by the gross obesity.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)

I tell you what, I thought AA was cripplingly dull because well.....he was cripplingly dull.
Turns out he must be on serious sedatives and frontally lobotomised after fucking HER.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)

and you've never even met her

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)

I'm reliably assured that it's not a persona, she's EXACTLY like her blog in real life.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)

no, she is (was?) worse than that
imagine the sentiments of her blog coupled with the annoyingness and social ineptitude of Piston, plus a massive dose of arrogance, entitlement and breath-taking hypocrisy

scared yet?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)

Sounds like Swipe.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)

Only worse.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)

Jesus Christ.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:51, Reply)

what was her blog called?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:44, Reply)

fortyshadesofgrey.blogspot.co.uk/

it's relatively sane and level-headed compared to many "social justice" blogs

that said, even the most vaguely dissident comments are strictly verboten
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)

Forty Shades of Grey
fortyshadesofgrey.blogspot.co.uk/
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)

DESPITE THE SHIT YOU'RE POSTING THIS *NOT* THE 'MARY WHITEHOUSE EXPERIENCE'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:12, Reply)

I thought that was Newman and Baddiel?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)

nope
see also 'milky milky' and 'it's all gone a bit tricky!'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)

It was Newman and Baddiel in a sketch bit called History Today.
I mean it must be both, know what I mean?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)

Plus Hugh Dennis and someone I can't recall.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)

Steve Punt.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)

Ah yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)

You know that midget cunt off B3ta that is universally despised?
That's you that is.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)

This is like watching two people earnestly arguing over which foot it's best tp tread in dogshit with.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)

Battered's foot.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)

Could be worse; could be Stunned's

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)

Nah, your foot is the best one to tread in dogshit with.
You know it, I know it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:32, Reply)

Have you been drinking?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)

+ pints of cum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)

Nope.
Stone cold sober.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:38, Reply)

Looking at your contributions this evening that is slightly concerning.
At least booze would have excused one or two of them.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)

I ent had a drink since Sunday tea time.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:50, Reply)

You know that bloke who's logging off now.
That's me that is.
Night
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)