can't decide if cool or creepy
i think the best design change to the human body would be controlling when we sleep. imagine if you could set a button to fall asleep and another to wake up, and not be all wide awake and staring at the ceiling in the middle.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:01, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

The getting up is like clockwork for me no matter what time I go to sleep I'm up between 5.30-6am
I haven't used an alarm clock in decades
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:02, Reply)

i usually wake up before my alarm
but i wouldn't dare risk not having it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:04, Reply)

By the way how are you, after the fall I mean?
I think I'm channelling my inner Nakers today
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:04, Reply)

i'm 90% better thank you
i didn't realise how woolly and shit i felt yesterday until i woke up this morning feeling fine. but my knees are fuuuuuuuucked - totally swollen. not complaining at all though; if my knees hadn't hit the pavement and taken the worst of it before my face/head hit the road, it would have been much much worse!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Tell us again, Harters

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:06, Reply)

I'm saving that for the next thread, thank you very much

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)

I would murder my body clock if that was mine.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)

an alarm clock my wife's fanny
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:08, Reply)