I don't know any secrets about you lot :(
alt: Chinamen and bullies.

Altalt: I'd make it harder to get fat and easier to lose weight so I wouldn't have to look at disgusting chunky blubber cunts as much.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:19, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

although your reason would be a visual bonus
the reality is, you invent a pill to do that, you are one fucking billionaire, baby
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)

*orders 'my first chemistry set', awaits results and ££££££££'s*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)

i used to want one of those as a kid SO BADLY
but my stupid older brother stained the carpet and burned the duvet, so my parents banned them :(

mind you, i fucking hated chemistry gcse when i got older, so probably no loss.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)

I did have one, but suffered the same hatred at GCSE
You scratch one 'JON IS FAT' into a workbench with a compass in massive letters, and they hold it against you for a year or two, you know?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)

understandable
poor jon
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)

He *was* really fat though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:52, Reply)

yeah but he probably knew that you had a premature baldpatch and a squint
and couldn't get as hard as everyone else in the class even at that age when sitting the wrong way on the bus could turn a boy to cement, but he didn't put that on the bench, did he?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Actually he did.
I've never been much good at banter, so went straight to the 'fat' jibe, out of the two I knew, being either 'fat' or 'gay.
And I'm not bald either.
Yourn being horrid today. I'm telling.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:01, Reply)

It doesn't even have to work

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)

he'd make more money if it did, though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)

If you cure a problem how can you continue to make money from it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)

because people have to keep buying the pills

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)

people I'd

+because I have two zinger tower burgers for lunch everyday.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)

oh man
hoist by my own petard
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)

I'll share a couple of b3tan secrets with you...
Stunned still wets the bed, Monty always cries at the bit when Bambi's mum dies and sporto used to be a man.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)

They're not secrets now are they!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I ain't got the stones

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)