For £2K I'd want it fucking cooked for me by Gordon Ramsey

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

forget that
what you get is a (seriously hot) physio checking you over a few times and being beasted 3-4 times a week.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

So a gym then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)

a gym with only you and the PT, so no other plebs
with really nice equipment - the changing rooms are like a five star hotel. but yeah, it's a short term treat/measure. my dad has kindly treated me to a second package, but when that ends in november, it'll be back to the treadmill.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)

So, a nice gym then
How many sessions did two grand cost you?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)

think it was 24 sessions, plus 4 physio, plus nutritionist
second lot was cheaper, as i only needed the gym, not the other bits
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)

There is no
innuendo to be had from the phrase "dad has kindly treated me to a second package"

And I wont accept anyone who would dare to suggest that either:
a) Swipey is boning her father and one of his friends at a Cheshire Spitroast
b) Swipey is a dual penised tranny.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)

2 cocks 1 ginge

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)