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The Royal Mail is being flogged off. Share type people, you reckon it's worth a few quid?I've only ever gone for penny share, high risk stuff, this looks like low return, low risk. Any ideas?
Alt, what was the last time you spent s grand or over in one go, apart from morgtage, essential shit, etc.
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Has there been some deletion in the previous thread? (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:06,
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From me? No, I posted something interesting regarding eggs. Fascinating it was.(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Was it about how to check if they're still okay to eat if they've gone past the use by date?cos I'm always forgetting that one
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:11,
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Bowl of water, Reg.If they float, bin 'em.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:13,
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thats the one!cheers Mince, you're a good (Oh HO!) egg!
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:14,
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Cracking pun there Reggie!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:16,
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I was a bit timid on the pun front to begin withbut I've started to come out of my shell
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:17,
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Well keep the yolks coming!! IT SOUNDS LIKE 'JOKES'!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:18,
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The yolk's on youHAHA GET IT!!! 'YOLK' SOUNDS A BIT LIKE 'JOKE' SEE!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:18,
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Tell you what, you delete your account and I'll kill myself.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:19,
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This sounds like a complete win for /OT. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:22,
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And also a win for Andrew Marr. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:22,
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Is Al The Deleter up to his old tricks?*waggles fist*
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:10,
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Typical Al the Deleter! *rolls eyes*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:12,
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I can't believe all my humorous interactions with Rory are gone, just like that.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:11,
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I knew someone would remember his name!I couldn't.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:18,
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oh yeahit all blurs into one, after a while
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:21,
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Alt; I've just had a new suit made. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:10,
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It's because I've lost a stone in weight. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:15,
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Good stuff, I feel like I need to lose a bit(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:20,
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I'm down 9lbs since starting running(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:21,
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Gaz me details if you're running for charity. I may, if I'm feeling magnanimous, or drunk, sponsor you. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:23,
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this^Thanks for sponsoring me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:28,
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if i sponsor you does that mean you have to wear a picture of me on your running gear?(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:30,
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Sponsor him enough and he will get a tattoo of your face on his scrotum
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I'll get your face going O on my arse cheeks for £10k(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:36,
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Depends on how much you sponsor me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:33,
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i've got a sticker card from tescos thats only three stickers away from getting 70% off some posh pan or summatthe promotions ended now but it could be repurposed as an eclectic birthday card for a loved one
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:40,
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Doneand cheers to all those from here that have done. Means a lot
*chokes up*
*leaves Britney alone*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:27,
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What did you go for?There seemed to be many options on Himjim's site
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:14,
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i've never dared buy any shares, but my dad and brother do bloody well at italt: personal training package was £2k, including physio, nutritionist etc
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:12,
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2 grand for eat less cake, run more. I thought you were smart dear.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:16,
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Smart with no common sense, that's you. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:18,
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this is actually a fucking good assessment(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:18,
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Yeah I'd go along with that too(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:27,
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Was this 'menu' drawn up for you by your nutritionist?yoghurt and fresh orange juice for breakfast
vegetable sushi for lunch
a packet of roasted chickpeas
a pint of skimmed milk
and a handful of my trainee's skittles
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:23,
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Also, I can't help reading "a handful of my trainee's skittles" as some horrid euphemism.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:24,
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the menu plan just gave a list of portions per day - eg 2 portions of dairy, 5 portions of fruit/vegit didn't give specific meals.
but if that had been rounded out with a stirfry including peppers, mushrooms, onions, courgettes and a bit of wholegrain rice or wholemeal noodles, which it would have been bar the stupid fall, i don't see how you could say it's not healthy.
also, that says more about you than it does about me...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:27,
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For £2K I'd want it fucking cooked for me by Gordon Ramsey(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:28,
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forget thatwhat you get is a (seriously hot) physio checking you over a few times and being beasted 3-4 times a week.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:28,
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a gym with only you and the PT, so no other plebswith really nice equipment - the changing rooms are like a five star hotel. but yeah, it's a short term treat/measure. my dad has kindly treated me to a second package, but when that ends in november, it'll be back to the treadmill.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:36,
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So, a nice gym thenHow many sessions did two grand cost you?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:36,
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think it was 24 sessions, plus 4 physio, plus nutritionistsecond lot was cheaper, as i only needed the gym, not the other bits
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:46,
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There is noinnuendo to be had from the phrase "dad has kindly treated me to a second package"
And I wont accept anyone who would dare to suggest that either:
a) Swipey is boning her father and one of his friends at a Cheshire Spitroast
b) Swipey is a dual penised tranny.
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Did you read the link I posted?I even quoted a section for you, with some pertinent bits highlighted.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:31,
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grains usually equals putting weight ongrains are delicious, but they are found in a lot of bad stuff when it comes to weight loss
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:35,
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Don't forget the 'treat' in this case a catering pack of Curly_Wurlies.(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
now don't be a moronwhat the fuck could you cook with curly wurlys?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:29,
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Gonz, can you field this one?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:31,
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I spent a grand last week getting all the brakes replaced on my car.I guess that'd normally come under 'essentials' but I seemed to do ok without it for 10 months.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:14,
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Which reminds meI'm going to need a full set of tyres before winter hits properly.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:44,
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I think I've got some shares in France but I dunno, someone check for meAlt: when I upgraded me computer last year. EXCITING.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:15,
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Yeah I've just looked and you do.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:17,
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I spent five grand on Premium Bonds and ain't won a penny in 2 years.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:17,
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Alt: Does several pieces of art count when it was one purchase? If not then my car.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:17,
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If you van afford a k for pants and a jacket,Then a decent brief should be affordable.
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I didn't say I couldn't afford it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:24,
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+ THIS A-WAY AH-HA-HA THAT-A-WAY(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:32,
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this qotw reminded me of one of my favourite answers ever, so i searched it out JUST FOR YOUJust yesterday...
I recieved a text from "cupid" saying for the paltry sum of 30 cent i would find out who fancies me!!!1! So i barrelled forward and replied in the affirmative.
But something smelled fishy...
1. Noone I know is stupid enough to fall for this.
2. Noone I know is stupid enough to fancy me.
3. Noone i'd want to "Get with" as the text oh so elegantly put it, would be stupid enough to spend €5.60 trying to find out who fancies them.
Noone. Not one person.
Except me.
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Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:32,
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Not if they keep their stupid parcel prices too high.They're consistently undercut by other carriers, who are much less shit than they used to be. Unless they get a bit more cometetive, they're going to lose value.
Then again, the government would probably bail them out rather than lose the Royal Mail.
Buy a thousand scratch cards. You'll have hours of entertainment, and might even win a tenner.
Alt: In one hit? I'm not sure I ever have, apart from flat, car etc. Cumulatively, every time I go to America I'd say I end up spending about a grand.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:35,
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The missus wanted me to pay for one of her medical revision courses as she had to wait for a few days for her funds to clear.The feeling of 900 quid evaporating in seconds made my testicles shrink
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:38,
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Still, on the plus side,your missus would have had more room in her handbag.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:40,
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that battered page of the blurry woman behind the shower screens in the argos cataloguedoes not count as a "missus".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:50,
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I do believe it's a formal entry into the Profanisaurus:Summoning Parcelforce: doing something involved that immediately on starting will get interrupted, from the erstwhile habit of the company turning up just when you've sat on the bog in preparation for a good shit.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:46,
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This would be a good new thread(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:46,
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A change from lunch/weekend(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:50,
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If Labour has any sense they'll promise to re-nationalise it if they get in... so probably, as they won't actually do it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:49,
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"if labour has any sense"what kind of a muppet starts a sentence like that?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:50,
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You know what Froggie?Your posts keep getting better and better.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:52,
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hypocrisy? checkirony? check
CLASSIC PSYCHOCUNT *rolls eyes*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:52,
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You put the Nationalised Investment in, You put the nationalised investment out, in out, in out, shake it all about.You do a U-Turn and put on a little spin, and that's what it's all about !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:52,
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Probably another "breaking" NHS scandal to resolve(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:51,
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SHHHHH! You know he can't talk about it!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:52,
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Until tomorrowMy editor mate did a similar thing on FB yesterday about "a fat bloke from Stoke"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:53,
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Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood Morning Theoban(I was being Robin Williams for 'comedy' effect)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:59,
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