DId you know that the average person has 1 fallopian tube?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:57, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm not.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Just my luck, I haven't got any.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

The average child of Sarah Payline has 46.2 chromosomes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I suspect it's less than that, mate.
Not every woman has two.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)

*something about out of one I'd giver her one or something*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)

on a scale of one to two, etc

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)

but are there more women in the world than men?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)

are there?

Edit - even so, a reasonable proportion of women have fewer than two fallopian tubes, so it'll still be less than one.

I can't believe this is actually being discussed, but I suppose I did start it, so it's my own fucking fault.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

SCIENCE!
This is an excellent discussion, and I now require an answer as to what the average number of fallopian tubes per person is.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)

About 20% of the female population of the UK have a hysterectomy before they are 60.
adjusting for population spread, about 22% of the female popluation are over 60, so we're looking at minimum of 4.5% of the female population. So, statistically in the UK, that would mean 61.43M fallopian tubes for 63.18M population. or 0.97 fallopian tubes per person.

Since you asked. Although this doesn't allow for any ladies born without them in the first place so the real number is less than 0.97.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)

ok, but to one significant figure the answer is probably still 1

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)

1 significant figure? you might as well not bother if you're fannying around at that level of inaccuracy, Thedoveston.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

gonz isn't wrong though, he could just be more accurate

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)

This is a very good point.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)

A strong start, and good attention to detail.
The employment of age reference was done well, but in the end the margin for error wasn't passionate enough, so I'm afraid I can only give this statistical analysis a 6.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I should fucking hope so
Statistics are gay and wrong and Maths' bastard lovechild that should be locked in the cellar and fed fish heads.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
fish heads fish heads
eat them up, yum!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTpUVAcvWfU&feature=player_detailpage#t=138
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I'm getting my clipboard and rubber gloves out, time for some scientific accracy in throw away jokes !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I spent most of last night working/on the phone to Californian lawyers
throwaway can fuck off.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Oh my goodness, I dread to think about the Inverse Square Law on that one.
They'd be able to hear you in Kolkata
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)

You really do struggle with how that works, don't you?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Well, the call starts of in london, at a 1:1 ratio of how much it costs.... so to make things simple, if you were calling your local take-away, lets say that cost £1.
Now if you were calling someone in Cardif, then that might be 2:1, £2 a minuite, but they talk a bit longer there and its hard to work out the accent, so really it's 2.3:1, so that minuite conversation will be £2.46
Then moving out a bit, next up would be New York, which is really far away, they talk fast so that compensates a bit, but they don't deliver.

Thing is though, it goes in a "Radius", that's a circle, which is round like a wheel of a car (or bike/truck). So when you call up Cardiff, someone in Paris will be able to listen in. And with new york, well, that'll reach timbucktoo.

But you want to call up Callifornia, so we're looking at a 22:1 ratio by the time you consider that their recepetionist flirts a bit. And going the other directions, that covers Kolkata, south africa and russia.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Sorry man
I had a meeting. Could I just point out that I love you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Adult number to supplement your income?
Very wise.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)