Good. That's all I've got today.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:30, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

the beauty salon near my flat is staffed with gorgeous asian girls
we were told that one of them used to be a man, and was kicking up a fuss because she isn't allowed to do intimate waxes. my then flatmate and i were avid to work out which one it was.

then one day, we saw her. a 6'3" black girl, with hands like shovels, a voice like gravel, and a whole apple in her throat. mystery solved.

flatmate had a massage from her once. said, "it's the perfect combo. the soft gentle touch of a woman, with the firm hard grip of a man." LOL.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Didn't really take Sherlock to work that one out.
I saw a proper tranny with a beard recently.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)

LEAVE BATTERED ALONE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Said Battered's mother-in-law, to her daughter.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)

There's a rather lol one that gets on my metro
About 6'4", stubble, Adams apple and offensively short dress

I think you can see her balls
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Thats just the reflective glass old chap
Tuck em in eh
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)

SWING LOW
SWEET CHEBEND
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Sounds more like the 3rd Williams sister

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)

not at all inaccurate
quite pretty, and beautifully made up. just so......... male!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)

She must be the ball girl.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)

*Scratches arse*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)