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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I think it was Johnny Ball who once said 'think of a number'.
Here's another idea. Think of Bobby, stark naked apart from his 'Ghostbusters' laser gun thing, grunting and sweating, straining out a massive stinking turd, rivulets of sweat coursing down his tits, all the while talking to you in a weird, high voice, and never breaking eye contact with you.

Think about THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:13, 191 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Is he likely to cross the streams at any point?
I just want to make sure I picture this correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)
* and thats me spent *

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Which one is Bobby?
I can't keep up with the shenanigans.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)
The fat one.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Fat, neck beard, nonce, war hammer fan

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)
/ac

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
That's not much help on here

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Fucks sake
I decided to drink some crazy local beer at lunchtime. This was not my best idea
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)
What was crazy about it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)
7% at lunchtime wasnt the best idea

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)
^ lightweight limpwrist ^
Can't even finish a whole bottle
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)
*glares*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
*fears*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Ah bollocks
I'm going to the pub tonight too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Great prep for sunday

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
I thought so
I'll sort Sunday out tomorrow

Tonight will be curry and beer. It is important to relax
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Plus extra quack power off the line with a good ruby in you

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)
SHART TO VICTORY

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Nice. What beer was it?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Length, Breadth and Width it was called
Tasted lemony but has somewhat fucked me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Good man.
It's not like you do fuck all at work anyway.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Not today I dont
This week has been more than I can be bothered with
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)
GR8 THRD WELL LOL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Now that Chpmpy's killed himself, let's relive some of his greatest moments.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1970806
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Didn't work for him though did it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)
This still
b3ta.com/questions/pe/post574151
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
ah man I still love the cartoon in that thread
it is possibly the greatest thing ever to appear on the internet,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Yep one of my my loved posts ever

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)
It's a thing of the rarest beauty.
Right up there with the 'fingering dinner' cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I remember doodling something for that.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
A Chompy tribute thread.
Fill me in AB I've been away too long.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
A new low.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Fuck's sake, next door are cooking another curry again.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)
PAKIS GO HOME

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)
*goes home*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
They are home, i'm waiting for my invite.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
You chose to live next to Sporty.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
NOMNOMNOM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Gonz, you of all people, should not be getting annoyed about people cooking and eating vile meals that will ruin their guts.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Pop round with a plate

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
That sounds like a plan.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
oi fuckface, where's the question?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)
You should totes stomp that Wurzle Gummidge fuck face

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
DEFCON BONGLE!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Thanks for that. Yet another erection I could cut glass with.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Something strange about this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)
by which you mean, pressing feebly against your labcoat like a 13 year old spaniel that can't be arsed to go walkies?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
officelol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)
I'm going to do a piss.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Which one's Chompy again?
Which one's Rory again? Which one's Bobby again?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)
all men
therefore

ALL THE SAME.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)
You were one of us once though
Orange Trollop etc
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)
being fairly feminine in type and overly feminine in appearance
i quite enjoy this meme
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Good. That's all I've got today.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)
the beauty salon near my flat is staffed with gorgeous asian girls
we were told that one of them used to be a man, and was kicking up a fuss because she isn't allowed to do intimate waxes. my then flatmate and i were avid to work out which one it was.

then one day, we saw her. a 6'3" black girl, with hands like shovels, a voice like gravel, and a whole apple in her throat. mystery solved.

flatmate had a massage from her once. said, "it's the perfect combo. the soft gentle touch of a woman, with the firm hard grip of a man." LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Didn't really take Sherlock to work that one out.
I saw a proper tranny with a beard recently.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)
LEAVE BATTERED ALONE

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Said Battered's mother-in-law, to her daughter.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
There's a rather lol one that gets on my metro
About 6'4", stubble, Adams apple and offensively short dress

I think you can see her balls
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Thats just the reflective glass old chap
Tuck em in eh
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)
SWING LOW
SWEET CHEBEND
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Sounds more like the 3rd Williams sister

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)
not at all inaccurate
quite pretty, and beautifully made up. just so......... male!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)
She must be the ball girl.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)
*Scratches arse*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)

fairly feminine in type and overly feminine

visually offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)
I was gonna do a 'strike through LY + weight' but, you know,
'Meh'.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)
you can go off people, you know

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)
I didn't do nuffink!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)
i've got my eye on you
and it's beady like a budgie
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)
From your various descriptions I have come to the conclusion that you are a deeply unattractive man-woman.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)
you would be right

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)
\o/
What do i win?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:43, Reply)
what's the opposite of an erection?
where it shrinks inward?

one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)
It's commonly know as the "Swipe Effect"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Sorry RS I'm bored so I'm getting all bitchy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
well do it properly
don't just take half-assed stabs at it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
*Salutes*
Roger Roger Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
You're Mrs HH?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
No, she's his ex

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
EXCUSE ME, I HAVE STANDARDS
yeah, ok
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
You would drop MOAR than just your standards for me
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN YO-YO KNICKERS
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
And they are clearly lower than a snake's foreskin

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
A "Cold Pool-er"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Inverted? I think that's it. Saw it on a Bruce Parry programme.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Japs eye MOAR like PRE-OP'er

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)
thanks for the cock gaz
but the answer's always going to be GOOD GOD, NO.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Misandry

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)
dUNNO WHO bOBBY IS, SOZ.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Bob
Arsenal fan, teacher, fat, Wales
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
+ Ghostbuster
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2079501
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
I dunno who anyone is.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
THANK YOU! You have cured my premature ejaculation problem.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
i had a calzone that made me think of you earlier
it looked like you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)
I look like a calzone?
no wonder you fancy me so much!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Phil Folds Five

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)
it was more that the calzone looked like a pasty
but yeah, why not!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I was making a you and food joke
Nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
I though your wife had cured that by keeping her legs crossed

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Don't need a wife to cum in my pants

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)
:(
I'm not fucking playing if you don't bite
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)
stop posting your texts to the ex

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:43, Reply)
that would be silly have you seen the price of stamps

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)
It will be worse once they are are privatised
LIDDLEBITOPOLITICS
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
And theres my new sig

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)
I might have another beer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)
I think you should. You love beer, it's your favourite.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Fuck the beer, what about the shoelaces?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)
how is nakers today?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Probably bent and spasticated, but I'm just taking a wild guess here

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:43, Reply)
What are you drinking?
The internet must know
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I'm about to have a beer, RIGHT NOW!!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
I'm thinking about a little mouse playing with a ball.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Pull your pants up man

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
you're no fun any more, dad.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Shut up and keep sucking

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I'm totally going to Yewtree you after this.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
I'm not Irish

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Right, I've thought about it, Monts
And I've come to the conclusion that it's a terrible premise for a thread.
But I suspect you already know that, seeing as how you haven't bothered posting in it yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I have met Johnny Ball
Sleb spotting fans
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
I met John Craven in Banbury
He bought me a pint of Guinness
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I've met John Inman
He was free.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:54, Reply)
I've met John Otway
He was really free
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Now there's an idea for a thread - people called John you have met!
I'm going home.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
the bedshitter was called john

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
PLACID WOES

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
JOHN MAJOR!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
i've got a friend called John Boes.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
NO REAL NAMES ON THE INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
My real name's on the internet. I've seen it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
is it?
My real name is Marko.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
That's not a real name.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
it's also not my real name, but it is the name I'm known by.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
*facebook stalks*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Yeah it is "Clarence"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
EASY TARQUIN

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Piss off Ben.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
My surname is not Derr

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
No, it's Spastic
middle initial T
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Videos available

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Well this is awkward.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Yeah, you're on the list...

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
I've just ironed my shirt and waist coat, gonna iron my pocket square now, but got to wait until the iron cools first

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
You're gonna look so rad in your Oakleys

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
you should strike while the iron is hot

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
That's the whole point, it's too hot for silk at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
i went through a stage of wearing waistcoats over tshirts,
i looked a bit of a prick i can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Yeah you really would have, this is to go with my morning coat so it's alowed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
i wish i had a reason for a morning coat.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
If you get a job you'll be up earlier enough to wear a coat in the morning

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
I don't think you need to tell us.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
I had a patchwork one in the 80s.
My brother sewed it himself. I looked *quite* the knobcheese, as I would routinely pair it with a tie dyed t shirt and wooden beads.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Hahahahahaha, pictures please

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
My brother has some somewhere, I think

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Electric head funk the reunion!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
We were TITANS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
I bet you played the back room of that pub by the station in Winchester

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
The railway?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)

looked am
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Don't forget to pop on your 'North Face' waterproof jacket/windcheater. It's raining.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
>: (
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
My North Face is amused by this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
AH-HA! So you *do* have one?!?!?!?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Take (it) on me
I do not.

I am in the market for a mac for the inclement weather
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)
^ apple fanboy ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Not at all


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(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Have a word with Michael Caine from the 60's.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Yeah well he was a fucking dude fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I agree, let's not fall out eh?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
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Fine but I've got my eye on you boy
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Understood.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
I'm sorting out clothes/shoes to take to the charity shop.
How many pairs of shoes does a bloke need?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Count your feet and divide by two. That's the minimum.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I have 12
HTH xx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
12 pairs *fives!*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
I'd have loads more in I didn't think it would make mrs ape angry

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
I haven't started sorting through my trainers yet.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
I don't wear trainers very often anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
You should start.
That way you'll be able to continue your shoe fetish without Mrs Ape noticing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

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