Afternoon girls.
Independent crossword, few pints and an all day breakfast. Rock 'n' roll Saturday or what? Is your day rock 'n' roll too, or is it Ikea, garden centres and The X Factor?
Alt, plastic bag tax, good or bad? Personally, I think they should ditch the things entirely.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 15:33, 79 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Might go out for a drink with my mate Ian for his birthday.
Might go and see the band on down the pub. Decisions, decisions.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)

no rock'n'roll for me today
Good clean fun and games with the littleun. Museum. Shopping for socks. Kerrazy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)

What sort of socks Monts?
Sensible black ones? Wackeelol stripey ones? The internet needs details.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Possibly NSFW. Slightly disturbing.
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTsXimpP1UcajKdg2Z5_-e8p-Kudb8ecvx6IGHLf_2C2pEGWXQQ
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)

kids socks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Won't they be a bit small?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Get some with your name on.
I had a pair that said 'David: Practical and hardworking', VERY COOL, I'm sure you agree.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:25, Reply)

AHAH!
The net is closing in!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)

This isn't news.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Alt: I think they should bin bags.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)

that's a rubbish idea

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:17, Reply)

I do like a one 'liner'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:19, Reply)

get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:20, Reply)

He-hey! Here he is look!
Classic.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:23, Reply)

COO-EE!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:24, Reply)

I'm going to a 'family meal'
I think we might get to look at some holiday photos so I can't wait for that, because it's always massively entertaining to see how much of a good time other people have been having.

Then I'm going down the pub to drink beer and have 'a laugh'.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Are you still on a downer Doc?
I'd prescribe something nice, but I am no longer a Doctor. Cheer the fuck up.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:24, Reply)

He's brining us all down with his boohoohoo misery, the prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:25, Reply)

yeah stop soaking us in a saline solution David ffs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)

David's such a prick innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Waves to Davey.
Hi love, how are you? Lithium kicking in?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)

I THINK SO

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:44, Reply)

No one likes you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:43, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Not really, you're the second best one here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)

Come now, you mean third best.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Who's first and second?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)

You, then localboy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Wrong.
It's Nakers, then you. I think I'm about 23rd, but I hope to be 22nd within a fortnight.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)

You'll be 22nd easily.
There's at least one potential suicide in the works, innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)

BUT WHAT IF IT'S MINE?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:56, Reply)

then I will sob uncontrollably

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Reason enough for me to live.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Nah I'm alright lovey, just family stuff is always a bit tedious.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)

had a full english for lunch at the caff
now watching the football on a very dodgy internet connection.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)

i have a cold :(
Plastic bags already cost pennies here. It's crazy when you go to England and they give you bags without asking you want to say "Hey buddy, I'm not made of money!". In manchester I even avoided getting a bag then juggled my beers for a way before remembering they were free.

It's really changed habits here, which is a good thing, although paying to advertise a store sucks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)

I'm ill too, I have mentioned it several times but no one seem to care.
I'm not fussed about the bag thing, if I end up paying an extra 20 pence then so be it.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)

20p?
it's 5p here

also *there there*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)

I'm doing a 'big shop', I imagined I had four bags.
Also 'thanks'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)

i always have tonnes of those massive
reusable ones and try and remember those

/plastic bag chat
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)

I never remember to take them.
Also, I like wasting stuff.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)

and you can knit strips of bag later on

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Can I? Thanks.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)

or even make machine cord and weave that
but you have to be a bit hippy for that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)

I don't have long hair anymore so I think that's a no-go.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:56, Reply)

The girlfriend is complaining about being fat.

( Kroney, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Tell Swipe to stop moaning and actually use those running shoes she bought to go and have run.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Advise her to lose weight.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)

then stop making her feel insecure
(thought I'd give a different response to everyone else)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Get her to sit on your face.
That'll teach you.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Tell her to stop whinging and lose some fucking weight.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 17:08, Reply)

Went to watch cross country horse event at Bleinhem palace.
It was predictably full of toff Wankers, but there were some nice people and we had a good spot by the water jump.
Got a 60th birthday party to go to next, there will be an awful lot of gin and old Irish singing.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 17:07, Reply)

alright Windz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Yo Boyce.
I saw some choice outfits today I can tell you. And got to see chairman horse gimp William Fox-Pitt fall in the water.
I'm surprised how much I enjoyed the horse jumping.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 17:12, Reply)

you must have some strength in your legs
some of those horses are really tall
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 17:40, Reply)

I see what you've done here.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 17:50, Reply)

I'm going outside, see you later LOOSERZ

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)