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How the fuck did
THIS product get through the workshop stage?

Would any of you boys admit to using 'fish fingers'?

Alt: Dragons' Den concepts you'd love to see?

AltAlt: Just swear at each other.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:08, 77 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
FUCK NUGGEGTS

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)
Ah'm oot.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)
Nrrrgger

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)
We call them 'African Americans' nowadays.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)
Ha!

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)
'Them'? MASSIVE RACIST

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)
YER NIG NOG'S WORKS FOR ME

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)
FUCK OFF DOLE SCUM

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)
Click.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)
whip

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
I heard some blokes came in and took your nignogs off you.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)
Massive maybe, but I'm not a racist.
I love the nignogs.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)
However you do fuck octogenarians

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
Eurgh reverse paedophile

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)
Gerontophile.
And he's not 80, battered you cunt. He's not even 70 yet.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
How old is he?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
67.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)
Jesus.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
No, not THAT old.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
That was mean.
I meant to say 'good for you!'
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
It'd be a first for this place.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
What would?
My brayn not werk gud
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
People saying something positive.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
I'm positive in real life.
Just not here ever.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)
He's a whippersnapper b3th.
Hold on to him.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:24, Reply)
You say that like it's a bad thing.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:27, Reply)
BBD?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
Let me be YOURN fantasy

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)
Fuck knows
Hair and fish just don't go together...wait....what?

alt: a bomb dropped on their studio.

altalt: get fucked?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
Captain Birdseye or something.
Alt: bannatyne being decapitated and his head being forced up his own arse. £50k for £10% equity.

Altalt: no.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)
Stop being a cunt. You cunt.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)
Attr. Mrs Hare, 2013

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)
\o/

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)
ha ha!

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)
YOUN ARE

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)
I'm a slightly alcohol emboldened cunt.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)
*stages intervention*

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
Calls you a cunt anyways
*hugs*
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
You're one of my favourite really.
Edit favourites I mean
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
I HATE YOU

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
No you don't.
You're glad I'm here breathing new life into this place.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)
Get fucked.
Was a short-lived tech house act from Terry Francis of Wiggle notoriety.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
I'm going to watch Will "wing nuts" Smith film
"I am Ledgend" the bok was way better but the wife insists..........
HIC
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
It starts well
but gets shit and ends badly.

That said, you'd better get used to doing what your wife tells you.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)
enough about HH's marriage, ok?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
I like the bit when uncle phil throws jazzy Jeff out the best.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:32, Reply)
consider the book and the film to be entirely different stories, then it's OK

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
And books are made of paper, but films are made of electric and magic.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
like me!

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:00, Reply)
Which?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:01, Reply)
i'm made of electric and magic and spices and all things nices

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:06, Reply)
Good. I hate paper people.
Although some are noteworthy.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:09, Reply)
Dunno. I think Orry's
a bit gammy.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:50, Reply)
Evening Cavey.
How was the head this morning?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)
fine
I don't do hangovers. The cold however is kicking my ass
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)
Fuck's sake The LOVELY Harters. Make her watch the REAL film version.
With Charlton 'Cold Dead Hands' Heston.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:45, Reply)
Because the company is a bunch of faggoty falling-down jeans-wearing shitcunts trying to sound 'edgy' and 'street' and all that bollocks of course.
Fuck-knuckles the lot of 'em. When I'm in charge they'll be off to the camps just like anyone else that wears jeans like that and wears hairgel.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)
alright Stuj

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:51, Reply)
'Ning The LOVELY Dozer.
Weekend night at work again.
sadtimes.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:04, Reply)
I'm having an ace night.
Found some mdma in my decks room, drunk a bottle of rioja, about to get stuck into some single malt, playing breakbeat records.

Just need some weed.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:13, Reply)
Drugs are bad mm'kay?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:18, Reply)
nonsense

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:19, Reply)
Reoka ka ka

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:30, Reply)
'sake! I log out to watch Engerland beat the antipodeans and
The Toffeemen stuff them landerners and the whole place goes to ratshit.
If you're still up you owe it to yourselves to be a little more sensible right?l
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:29, Reply)
alright edjogs

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:34, Reply)
Nae bad ta Plummy
Yersen?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:43, Reply)
not good.
Long story.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:52, Reply)
Retired from counselling but still here for youse babez.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:07, Reply)

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