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How the fuck did
THIS product get through the workshop stage?
Would any of you boys admit to using 'fish fingers'?
Alt: Dragons' Den concepts you'd love to see?
AltAlt: Just swear at each other.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:08,
77 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
FUCK NUGGEGTS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:09,
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Ah'm oot.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:10,
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Nrrrgger
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:17,
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We call them 'African Americans' nowadays.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:18,
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Ha!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:18,
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'Them'? MASSIVE RACIST
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:19,
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YER NIG NOG'S WORKS FOR ME
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:20,
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FUCK OFF DOLE SCUM
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:20,
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Click.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:21,
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whip
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:23,
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I heard some blokes came in and took your nignogs off you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:22,
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Massive maybe, but I'm not a racist.
I love the nignogs.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:21,
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However you do fuck octogenarians
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:23,
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Eurgh reverse paedophile
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:24,
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Gerontophile.
And he's not 80, battered you cunt. He's not even 70 yet.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:26,
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How old is he?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:26,
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67.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:27,
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Jesus.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:29,
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No, not THAT old.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:31,
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That was mean.
I meant to say 'good for you!'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:31,
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It'd be a first for this place.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:33,
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What would?
My brayn not werk gud
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:34,
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People saying something positive.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:35,
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I'm positive in real life.
Just not here ever.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:36,
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He's a whippersnapper b3th.
Hold on to him.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:24,
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You say that like it's a bad thing.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:27,
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BBD?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:23,
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Let me be YOURN fantasy
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:24,
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Fuck knows
Hair and fish just don't go together...wait....what?
alt: a bomb dropped on their studio.
altalt: get fucked?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:13,
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Captain Birdseye or something.
Alt: bannatyne being decapitated and his head being forced up his own arse. £50k for £10% equity.
Altalt: no.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:15,
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FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:19,
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Stop being a cunt. You cunt.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:20,
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Attr. Mrs Hare, 2013
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:21,
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\o/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:22,
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ha ha!
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ranker joe shabba, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:22,
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YOUN ARE
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:21,
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I'm a slightly alcohol emboldened cunt.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:22,
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*stages intervention*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:23,
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Calls you a cunt anyways
*hugs*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:25,
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You're one of my favourite really.
Edit favourites I mean
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:25,
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I HATE YOU
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:29,
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No you don't.
You're glad I'm here breathing new life into this place.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:30,
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Get fucked.
Was a short-lived tech house act from Terry Francis of Wiggle notoriety.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:25,
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I'm going to watch Will "wing nuts" Smith film
"I am Ledgend" the bok was way better but the wife insists..........
HIC
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:28,
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It starts well
but gets shit and ends badly.
That said, you'd better get used to doing what your wife tells you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:30,
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enough about HH's marriage, ok?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:33,
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I like the bit when uncle phil throws jazzy Jeff out the best.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:32,
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consider the book and the film to be entirely different stories, then it's OK
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:34,
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And books are made of paper, but films are made of electric and magic.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:35,
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like me!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:00,
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Which?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:01,
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i'm made of electric and magic and spices and all things nices
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:06,
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Good. I hate paper people.
Although some are noteworthy.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:09,
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Dunno. I think Orry's
a bit gammy.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:50,
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Evening Cavey.
How was the head this morning?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:36,
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fine
I don't do hangovers. The cold however is kicking my ass
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:59,
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Fuck's sake The LOVELY Harters. Make her watch the REAL film version.
With Charlton 'Cold Dead Hands' Heston.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:45,
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Because the company is a bunch of faggoty falling-down jeans-wearing shitcunts trying to sound 'edgy' and 'street' and all that bollocks of course.
Fuck-knuckles the lot of 'em. When I'm in charge they'll be off to the camps just like anyone else that wears jeans like that and wears hairgel.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:49,
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alright Stuj
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:51,
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'Ning The LOVELY Dozer.
Weekend night at work again.
sadtimes.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:04,
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I'm having an ace night.
Found some mdma in my decks room, drunk a bottle of rioja, about to get stuck into some single malt, playing breakbeat records.
Just need some weed.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:13,
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Drugs are bad mm'kay?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:18,
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nonsense
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:19,
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Reoka ka ka
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:30,
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'sake! I log out to watch Engerland beat the antipodeans and
The Toffeemen stuff them landerners and the whole place goes to ratshit.
If you're still up you owe it to yourselves to be a little more sensible right?l
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:29,
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alright edjogs
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:34,
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Nae bad ta Plummy
Yersen?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:43,
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not good.
Long story.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:52,
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Retired from counselling but still here for youse babez.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:07,
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