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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bless she bring any more civil?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:41, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Not when it comes to money & assets.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:42, Reply)
Give her what she want's
access to Micro is priceless
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:42, Reply)
Access is not a commodity and I will not allow it to be treated as such. She knows this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:45, Reply)
TOO TIGHTFISTED TO PROPERLY LOOK AFTER HIS CHILDREN^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:46, Reply)
I think that Batts daughter will have more than enough monitary wise

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:48, Reply)
She wants for nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:50, Reply)
^Good father^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:51, Reply)
One tries.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:51, Reply)
or spoiling her

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Nope. I make sure we have fun though.
Today has included making biscuits together, a trip to a fire station open day (she's got a thing about fire engines), the park, seeing Boyce and then a fete type thing in Queens Park.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:57, Reply)
there is a magazine with a free Disney cookie cutter for 99p

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:59, Reply)
I avoid all the branded stuff such as Disney as much as possible.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:02, Reply)
nAHHH SOME SHIT MAGAZINE ABOUT BAKING

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:06, Reply)
Collected some speakers from Boyce this morning. Just need to get the rest of the kit now.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:51, Reply)
I just threw out my denon reciever, power amp and pre amp

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:55, Reply)
CSB

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:57, Reply)
My favourite bit was where he just threw out his denon reciever, power amp and pre amp.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:59, Reply)
:o

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:03, Reply)
Within 5 mins I got a knock on the door asking if they were working and can they have them

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:58, Reply)
In London nobody bothers asking.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:58, Reply)
there was that a fold away table 4 chairs and the old tv wall mounts all gone in 15 minutes
Doing my thing for recycling
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Best way to get rid of something is to put it outside your house with a sign that says "£100 ono".
as in, white goods and furniture
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:02, Reply)
Is that how Stunned got rid of Barryfromeastenders?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:04, Reply)
kids are so machiavellian these days

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your talking about goats aint you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:47, Reply)
I think they are bitter
because they are often the butt of jokes
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I agree.
Just to Ram the point home.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:50, Reply)
YOu were hardly likely to say
(meri)no
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You woold say that.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:56, Reply)
I'm thinking on the hoof

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Trott back when you have something.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:03, Reply)
you're just jealous
Go cry to your nanny
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Sometimes it's good to have a bit of a kri-kri.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:08, Reply)
Haha V/good Frog

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:09, Reply)
I hadn't herd you were a goat expert

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I am, as it Appenzell

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:13, Reply)
you can't buy that with mere cash

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I was trying to think of a cashmere one...
Angora nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)
Hai-men
we can't just go through all the goat breeds
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There's probably Somali we haven't Don..

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:29, Reply)
if we stopped that would be kinder

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Too much more and I'll end up Fainting.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:32, Reply)
>:(
It's times like this Cavy that makes me want to stab you with a 2B pencil
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:50, Reply)
I've only got a 5B here
how will you make your decision? 2B or not 2B?
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*laughs and facepalms at the same time*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:53, Reply)
i honestly thought you'd set me up for that one

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I just thought of an arty type impliment to kill you with
I'll just brush over it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:56, Reply)
great
I've painted myself into a double punning corner
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NOW YOU OWN IT SHITPANTS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:05, Reply)
aww
I had a few on this topic I thought it would be easely
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Don't know what your on about I'm a blank Canvas

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Oil see about that

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That's not easy to palette.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:14, Reply)
Easel there

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:17, Reply)
You two really are pastel reason

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)
You would gettit if i provided a (L)ink

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:21, Reply)
It was a bit sketchy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)
Careful, any minute he's going to ask if you want to see his etchings...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:21, Reply)
Could be worse
Brass rubbings
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:25, Reply)
sorry I missed a few here
was being pen-sive
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I could outline what's happened.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:31, Reply)
calm down there
you got quite a tempera
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I'm a bit emulsional.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)
it's OK, we'll just gloss over it

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That's the (white) spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:40, Reply)
are you (s)mocking me

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What gave you that impressionist?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:49, Reply)
nothing. I guess I'm just impresed by
this site's renaissance in puns
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Maybe it was a bit stucco in a rut.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)
it just needs to get a bit more
(chiar)obscure(o)
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Keep things fresco.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)
if we could get better we could really make monet

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We've got nothing Toulouse
(-Lautrec)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 20:15, Reply)
(van) Eijk can see that

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You can banksy on it.

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