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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well it looks like I have something in the bag
It means a massive step back in pay by about 15k.....but it's better than signing on yeah?
Probs wont have my own office, no car and have to work with other people *Shudders at the thought*

when did you last have to make a lifestyle change?

alt: where is that cunt Sportscow, I'm a needy prick that want's to know how his run went?

alt:alt: I miss Cho-cho and all, the rest of you can fuck off, so if you was to flounce how would you do it?
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:15, 186 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
According to facebook he finished it.
Also, pretty much anything is better than signing on. I'm on about £10k less than I was on before I took redundancy, but on the other hand I'm not spunking hundreds of quid a month in petrol, so it's not so bad.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:17, Reply)
Cho-cho?

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)
Sporters.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:19, Reply)
Nicole?

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:19, Reply)
Papa?

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:19, Reply)

fuck
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:20, Reply)
What happened to your job anyway?

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:21, Reply)
They basically under cut the competition for contracts and ran at a loss for 4 years
FUCKING RETARDS
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)
people rise to their level of incompetence

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)
I CAN MANAGE TO KEEP A STIFFY THANK YOU VERY MUCH

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:27, Reply)
So does that mean you were a casualty of cost cutting, then?

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:24, Reply)
Yes as are all the employee's, directors and even the hired help

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:26, Reply)
Oh. Oh dear.
Fingers crossed for you harters.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:27, Reply)
Fingers and pies innit
I've already got something within 36 hours on a weekend
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:29, Reply)
papa?

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:20, Reply)
until a few years ago I didn't earn 15K in the first place
alt: he ran

altalt: throw a match in and run.

I wish I had purple hair and orange eyes
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:20, Reply)
or maybe the other way around

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:20, Reply)
Go to a Monty night and then you would have the hair and eyes

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:21, Reply)
bloodshot eyes
and hair covered in port-based sick?
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:24, Reply)
yep that..........at least Stunned would give you a golden shower half way through the night

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)
I'd sparkle like the sun

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)
like a daisy

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:27, Reply)
Good stuff
Even if it's just a stop gap till you get something better, it's better than nothing.

altalt: Either with a bang or in total silence, wishy-washy half flounces are rubbish.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:21, Reply)
Tell that to Ringo

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)
15k less is still more than benefits innit.
I am earning less money now than I was a couple of years ago, but work wise I'm happier.

Alt:alt: probably tell you all to piss off then fly a helicopter into the sea and crash into a ball of flames.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)
Hello Quentin

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:24, Reply)
WOT

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)
Hellicopterlolz

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)
I'm earning less money than I was 13 years ago
although that'll change when I start full time hours a week tomorrow.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)
Congratulations!

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:26, Reply)
Still only temporary for now, but it'll do.
Plus, I'm enjoying it.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:27, Reply)
Enjoying it is much underrated.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:28, Reply)
Indeed.
I saw a job in my old line of work advertised the other week. The money was great, but it would have meant a 100-mile round trip commute every day. I'd like to get some more experience in what I'm doing now so decided to stick where I am.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:31, Reply)
I didn't realise how much I hated my old job until I got made redundant.
My new employer is great, wish I hadn't stayed at the old place for so long.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:32, Reply)
Some times it takes a slap to realise whats going on

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:34, Reply)
I definitely needed one.
Probably do now too!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:37, Reply)
I tell you what Frog I don't care what the rest of them say about you, I think your OK

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:40, Reply)
I'm very misunderstood, you know.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:42, Reply)
Yeah well I'm here for ya M8

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:49, Reply)
And that's why I love you.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:50, Reply)
Yeah send me that tit gaz OK

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:01, Reply)
Woh', whats that in percentage terms? I couldn't take that kind of hit.
If you can code, i've been offered jobs by 3 people in the last week.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:26, Reply)
Your words in the last thread were hurtful Gonz
I've got my eye on you
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:28, Reply)
Haha, you soft tart, those are my smoothest moves.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:33, Reply)
Your smoothest moves are in the wet room

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:36, Reply)
Damn straight, they put a whole category on redtube based on it.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:56, Reply)
I bet Krooney freezes them

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:02, Reply)
If it helps that is about the increase I'll get with my new job, well that and 100% bonus increase

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:33, Reply)
Yeah well nobody likes you anyway, so fuck off

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:34, Reply)
Lolz
People need roofs and roofers gotta roof, so you'll be ok
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:36, Reply)
Yep and Bent Spastic, dont forget that the world needs Bent Spastics

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:38, Reply)
Ok, so you've lost 75% of your income and had to hand back the keys to your entry-level Lexus, at least you've still got your wife.
for now.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:36, Reply)
I think a may go and break a bottle of Gordens gin

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:37, Reply)
Hah

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:38, Reply)
You alright Batts?

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:39, Reply)
Good ta. Knackered. Just dropped micro back to her mother.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:41, Reply)
Bless she bring any more civil?

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:41, Reply)
Not when it comes to money & assets.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:42, Reply)
Give her what she want's
access to Micro is priceless
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:42, Reply)
Access is not a commodity and I will not allow it to be treated as such. She knows this.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:45, Reply)
TOO TIGHTFISTED TO PROPERLY LOOK AFTER HIS CHILDREN^^^^^

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:46, Reply)
I think that Batts daughter will have more than enough monitary wise

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:48, Reply)
She wants for nothing.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:50, Reply)
^Good father^

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:51, Reply)
One tries.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:51, Reply)
or spoiling her

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:54, Reply)
Nope. I make sure we have fun though.
Today has included making biscuits together, a trip to a fire station open day (she's got a thing about fire engines), the park, seeing Boyce and then a fete type thing in Queens Park.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:57, Reply)
there is a magazine with a free Disney cookie cutter for 99p

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:59, Reply)
I avoid all the branded stuff such as Disney as much as possible.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:02, Reply)
nAHHH SOME SHIT MAGAZINE ABOUT BAKING

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:06, Reply)
Collected some speakers from Boyce this morning. Just need to get the rest of the kit now.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:51, Reply)
I just threw out my denon reciever, power amp and pre amp

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:55, Reply)
CSB

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:57, Reply)
My favourite bit was where he just threw out his denon reciever, power amp and pre amp.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:59, Reply)
:o

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:03, Reply)
Within 5 mins I got a knock on the door asking if they were working and can they have them

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:58, Reply)
In London nobody bothers asking.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:58, Reply)
there was that a fold away table 4 chairs and the old tv wall mounts all gone in 15 minutes
Doing my thing for recycling
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Best way to get rid of something is to put it outside your house with a sign that says "£100 ono".
as in, white goods and furniture
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:02, Reply)
Is that how Stunned got rid of Barryfromeastenders?

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:04, Reply)
kids are so machiavellian these days

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:46, Reply)
your talking about goats aint you?

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:47, Reply)
I think they are bitter
because they are often the butt of jokes
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:49, Reply)
I agree.
Just to Ram the point home.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:50, Reply)
YOu were hardly likely to say
(meri)no
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:53, Reply)
You woold say that.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:56, Reply)
I'm thinking on the hoof

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Trott back when you have something.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:03, Reply)
you're just jealous
Go cry to your nanny
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:04, Reply)
Sometimes it's good to have a bit of a kri-kri.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:08, Reply)
Haha V/good Frog

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:09, Reply)
I hadn't herd you were a goat expert

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:10, Reply)
I am, as it Appenzell

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:13, Reply)
you can't buy that with mere cash

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:15, Reply)
I was trying to think of a cashmere one...
Angora nothing.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)
Hai-men
we can't just go through all the goat breeds
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:24, Reply)
There's probably Somali we haven't Don..

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:29, Reply)
if we stopped that would be kinder

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:30, Reply)
Too much more and I'll end up Fainting.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:32, Reply)
>:(
It's times like this Cavy that makes me want to stab you with a 2B pencil
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:50, Reply)
I've only got a 5B here
how will you make your decision? 2B or not 2B?
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:51, Reply)
*laughs and facepalms at the same time*

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:53, Reply)
i honestly thought you'd set me up for that one

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:54, Reply)
I just thought of an arty type impliment to kill you with
I'll just brush over it
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:56, Reply)
great
I've painted myself into a double punning corner
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:00, Reply)
NOW YOU OWN IT SHITPANTS

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:05, Reply)
aww
I had a few on this topic I thought it would be easely
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:11, Reply)
Don't know what your on about I'm a blank Canvas

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Oil see about that

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:14, Reply)
That's not easy to palette.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:14, Reply)
Easel there

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:17, Reply)
You two really are pastel reason

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)
You would gettit if i provided a (L)ink

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:21, Reply)
It was a bit sketchy.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)
Careful, any minute he's going to ask if you want to see his etchings...

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:21, Reply)
Could be worse
Brass rubbings
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:25, Reply)
sorry I missed a few here
was being pen-sive
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:23, Reply)
I could outline what's happened.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:31, Reply)
calm down there
you got quite a tempera
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:34, Reply)
I'm a bit emulsional.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)
it's OK, we'll just gloss over it

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:37, Reply)
That's the (white) spirit!

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:40, Reply)
are you (s)mocking me

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:45, Reply)
What gave you that impressionist?

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:49, Reply)
nothing. I guess I'm just impresed by
this site's renaissance in puns
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:51, Reply)
Maybe it was a bit stucco in a rut.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)
it just needs to get a bit more
(chiar)obscure(o)
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)
Keep things fresco.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)
if we could get better we could really make monet

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 20:13, Reply)
We've got nothing Toulouse
(-Lautrec)
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 20:15, Reply)
(van) Eijk can see that

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 20:20, Reply)
You can banksy on it.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)
Is there anything decent on TV tonight?

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:01, Reply)
BURMA!#

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:02, Reply)
No

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:02, Reply)
Dragons den.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:03, Reply)
I said decent.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:07, Reply)
Sorry! Thought you said 'full of half wits with half witted business ideas'
My bad.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:09, Reply)
Stockings cock and balls

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:04, Reply)
Plus someone just did a wheelie in a steam engine on Cuntryfile.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:05, Reply)
You have catch up don't you?

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:17, Reply)
If so look for "Peaky Blinders" on the BBC site

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)
I watched that yesterday, I thought it was promising.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)
I haven't yet, it's on my to do list
JUST LIKE YM
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:22, Reply)
I hope GET JOB is above it.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:24, Reply)
YM isn't paying much but I suppose it will have to do
at least I have the experience
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:26, Reply)
So you're recommending a programme you haven't watched yourself? Dickhead.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:28, Reply)
Correct I hear its good

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:29, Reply)
Tit. Watch it. Then let me know.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)
YEAH THIS

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:30, Reply)
now tell me what I should be watching on netflix

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:31, Reply)
The Princess and the Frog.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:32, Reply)
\o/

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)
this doesn't sound like what I'd watch

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)
What sort of stuff do you watch?

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:37, Reply)
i like sci fi
and comedies (if they are any good...darker usually better)
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:38, Reply)
Space Balls.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:39, Reply)
this is possibly a good suggestion
it's one of those films I should have seen and haven't
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:42, Reply)
I haven't seen it for many years.
I would assume its not that funny now.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:43, Reply)
Mars Attacks?

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:43, Reply)
Oh that was ace, I remember seeing that in a cinema which no longer exists

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:44, Reply)
That was fucking terrible.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Chompy's flounced, you're life is fucked. Is it Christmas already?
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
Alright Bobster?

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 21:13, Reply)

yeah man, yourself?
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 21:28, Reply)
Exceptionally good thanks. Weekend with micro which was splendid.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 21:29, Reply)

whatever floats your boat man.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)
alright Bobbo

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 21:31, Reply)

yes Doze, how goes it?
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)
alright yer

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)
Just got back from Polska.
What a country!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)
Did you do a 'Battered' while you were there?

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 22:32, Reply)
All the prossies are alive!

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
Innit bruv.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)
Great place!
FIghty bastards ?
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 22:46, Reply)

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