Monday morning. woo hoo.
Struggling to find any motivation.

I saw an ad for the premiere of 'Hawking' with Q&A with the man himself afterwards. I realise I have nothing whatsoever that I want to ask him. Do you? If so, what?

Alt: If you could ask one question to anyone alive or dead, what would it be, who would you ask and why?

I think we've had this before but tough.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 7:47, 83 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

"What's it like not being able to have a tug?"

( Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 7:50, Reply)

I'm fine and had a lovely holiday.
Thanks for asking, you PRICK
( Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:01, Reply)

csb

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:10, Reply)

That's great news.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:21, Reply)

I'd ask him who his favourite Beatle was.
I bet he says John, but really it's Paul.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:12, Reply)

He's such a fuckin liar.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:21, Reply)

George Bernard Shaw liked George

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Morning. YESSSS!
I would ask the Prof. if he has a selection of 'voices' he can use, I mean you can download a shit load of voices for a sat nav, but he seems so keen on using the computer from Wargames.

Alt:I would Rasputin if he liked the Boney M song.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:13, Reply)

He keeps that weird voice as it feels like part of his personality apparently

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Really? That must be weird.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:36, Reply)

Whats your favourite dance move

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:14, Reply)

Who are you asking?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:14, Reply)

Hawking
I would like to see him strut his funky stuff
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:21, Reply)

I should image he would too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:21, Reply)

He does a great Electric Slide.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:22, Reply)

Alright monce?
I wanted to watch Hitler in colour last night, but was vetoed and ended up watching "Uncle Buck"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:34, Reply)

I watched a bit of it, but it was shit quality and the colour wasn't very good. Also it seemed to be in standard definition. 1 star.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:38, Reply)

I forgot that was on but I taped it.
Uncle Buck is shit - people who think one trick (that trick being 'fat cunt') and serial fatcunt John Candy was anything other than utter shit are idiots who need a fucking punch. He did nothing that was any good, ever. cf John Goodman. Another fatcunt John.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:38, Reply)

This man speaks the truth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:40, Reply)

That's a whole heap of good movies you're dismissing there Boyce
although I do admire how you seem to have an extreme viewpoint one way or another on almost any subject
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Name one (a good fatcunt Candy film, not a subject)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:50, Reply)

NOTICEABLE LACK OF REPLIES HERE FROM WILLIAM

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Someone's never seen Cool Runnings

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:53, Reply)

*raises hand*
Looks well shit
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Agreeing with tangles here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Agreeing with Tangles and D-Rape.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Just to be clear here
is everyone agreeing that Cool Runnings 'looks' shit or 'is' shit?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:01, Reply)

I'm saying it IS shit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I've never seen it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:04, Reply)

You should've made that clearer
y'see the one random poster up there said it 'looks shit' then some other cunt agreed with him (that it 'looks shit') then you agreed with both cunts, making it look like you hadn't seen the film but still felt able to judge it.

You wouldn't get away with this shit on the IMDB message boards y'know, you don't know, you weren't there maaan!
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Sorry, I'll be clearer next time I'm being extremely sarcastic.
I assumed it was obvious that a film about the Jamaican bobsleigh team might be a bit shit.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I hear John Candy is quite good in it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)

WELL OBVIOUSLY THAT MAN WAS A LEGEND AND IS THE ONLY REDEEMING QUALITY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)

You were being extremely sarcastic about agreeing with those two cunts?
Wouldn't that mean you like the film?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:13, Reply)

I think you might be being awkward and difficult deliberately.
'Bill Clay', if that is your real name.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:15, Reply)

\o/
Soz bbz, little IMDB flashback for me there. Trust me, those cunts would be ten times worse.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:16, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:54, Reply)

STILL WAITING

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:55, Reply)

PERHAPS THE LIST IS SO LONG WILLIAM HERE IS TAKING AGES TYPING IT OUT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:55, Reply)

OK MAYBE JUST LIST A TOP 20 TO SAVE TIME EH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:56, Reply)

So I name a John Candy film that I enjoyed
you say you thought it was shit and I'm wrong
some other cunt comes along and agrees with you/me
someone else names another Candy film they liked
you and I both disagree and say it's shit
yadda yadda blah blah blah

I just don't see how this can avoid being both dull and shit and irrelevant

I may be missing the point of 'chat' boards here btw
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:56, Reply)

YOUR WRONG ABOUT THE INTERNET!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:57, Reply)

NO YOUN ARE! NO RETURNS HA!! I WIN!!!

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:58, Reply)

tl;dr there isn't one is there?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Uncle Buck

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Sentimental gay shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Uncle Buck's not very good either!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Oh YOU!

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I like sentimental gay shit
no...hang on
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Sounds like you'd enjoy Uncle Buck.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Soz, aint heard of that

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:07, Reply)

NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, YOUR HONOUR

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:04, Reply)

But then that's more John Hughes' fault than John Candy's
Blues Brothers?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:08, Reply)

morning
alt I'd like to ask ex-Queen bassist john deacon how smug he feels having retired with as much dignity as he can and millions in the bank whilst his former band members continue to flog that old dead horse

Or something about YM whatever
(ranker joe shabba, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:34, Reply)

I'd ask him whether taunts of 'urrr Deacon, have you got a dad called Joey?' were the spur behind his need to become a successful musician.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Alt: I'd ask YOU to share the real reason you got banned from Chariots.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:39, Reply)

I killed a bender in there.
Next question?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:41, Reply)

+ by bumming them to death

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:41, Reply)

They have a strict 'no glue-addled roadies' door policy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:42, Reply)

When oh when are we going to see the Hawking/Hawkwind collaboration we've all been waiting so long for?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:43, Reply)

He could paint his wheelchair silver

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:47, Reply)

They could call it 'Hawk-wind'! Hang on

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Apparently something-to-do-with-skateboarding chap Tony Hawk and also Tony "Morris Minor and the Majors" Hawks are keen to get involved and all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Tony Hawks and Windy Pig supergroup - YESSSSS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:55, Reply)

As is Hawk the Slayer

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:55, Reply)

I heard he's been poached by thrash metallers, Slayer.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:57, Reply)

He's taken over from Kerry King, who has gone off with Buffy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:02, Reply)

I used to work with a bloke called Jamie Thomas
I used to ask him stuff about skating, it was well lol.

Not for him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Or, indeed, for any of us.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I feel his pain

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:01, Reply)

k k-k-k-k-k-k-k-
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:00, Reply)

I a hilarious moment of life imitating "art" I have popped the collar of my jacket against the wind

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:01, Reply)

At least it matches your polo shirt now.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Abercrombie and fitch shirt today akshully

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I think I might start a new thread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Good idea

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:04, Reply)

DONE.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Uncle Buck off. This is brilliant.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:05, Reply)