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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I think your friends are probably pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:22, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
I've got four members of one kid's family on my FB
The father, the mother, the aunt and uncle. All four relentlessly spam it with pictures of what is, quite genuinely, the hairiest fucking baby I've ever seen in my life.

All the responses are all cooing over a great head of hair and all I can think is "that kid is at least half Yeti".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
The dad complained that one photo didn't get enough likes saying
"How is this not the cutest thing you've ever seen?"

I thought "We'll see how cute you think it is when the next full moon comes round and your baby girl bites your fucking arm off".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)
I might not be a naturally paternal man, is what I'm saying.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)
you'll still fuck it when it turns 16

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)
By that point, this kid will have a beard to rival Brian Blessed's

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)
MUFF
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)
You know you can filter what shows in your news feed?
What am I saying? If I know this, you must know this.
Hide breeders, stop moaning.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Or, you know
STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY AND "AL" THEM
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Why should I?
Elsewhere on the internet spammers get banned by the admins.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)
This is an excellent point!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Just reply to anything baby related with NOT RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS
or tell them you're a paedo, that'll stop it
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Maybe I'll just post UNSUBSCRIBE under them all.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)

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