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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm prepared to accept the possibility I've just had shit masseuses(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:37,
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I find the very idea of getting a massage appalling.I do not want some wanker manhandling me. I think it's intrusive and unpleasant.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:39,
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I like the people who think they have some sort of healing powers at their fingertips"Sounds like someone needs one of my massages! God, I can feel how stressed you are, you're so knotted"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:42,
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Yeah GET KNOTTED YOU FREAK, GERROFF ME(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:44,
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I think the whole 'massage' thing is just a front anyway.If you're paying them, you could probably request that they skip straight to the sex bit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:45,
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i think a sports massage can be a good thing if you've got a stiff muscle like a cricked neck or something(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:58,
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